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MSNBC Cheat Chat: Tax Time, Baseball, & China

April 9, 2012

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The Cheater Says: I’m on TV again, therefore, complete world domination is close at hand. You want salvation on my judgement day? Send money now.


Filed under: News,Video — @ 1:05 pm



Get China Cheating

March 22, 2012

The Chinese language version of Get Rich Cheating is now available!
This is the awesome description, in its entirety, from the Amazon.com page:

American thick black theory; classics to become rich in business circle; absolute principle in official circle! It is the first bare fraud teaching material in the world. If you can understand it, you will not be cheated at least. In poor mans dictionary, fraud is defined as delusion by trick, cheat and dishonest method. But many American clearly knowing about society doesnt think so. They have not prejudice concept of right or wrong. Cheaters define fraud as astonishing personal profits made through illegal, immoral and interesting ways. The author Jeff Kreisler thinks that you shall drive the thought that fraud is not correct away from your mind. It is only a decadent thought inculcated to you by weak culture which will not let you succeed. The humor statement of this book is that fraud is great and doing well it you will be a big cheater.

The Cheater (aka ke lai si le) Says: I don’t know if I’m saving or destroying the world, but I am sure I’m making a difference.


Filed under: News,Reviews — @ 7:54 am



So much cheating…

March 19, 2012

… so little time.

Goldman Sachs Is Was Awesome
The Cheater Says: … and being a profit-focused money whore who would sell my own grandmother for an inside edge is wrong because why now?

Going from Congress to Lobbying means a 1452% raise
The Cheater Says: Now that’s change we can believe in!

The JOBS Act “Won’t Create Jobs, But It Will Simplify Fraud”
The Cheater Says: Ditto.

Florida Doles Out Billions In Corporate Tax Breaks While Slashing College Funding And Laying Off Thousands
The Cheater Says: What?! The state governed by a guy who committed the nation’s largest medicare fraud has cheating tendencies? Why, yes, I will open a post office box there for tax purposes.

The Mets settle their part of the Bernie Madoff affair
The Cheater Says: Wrong cheat, wrong industry. Baseball + steroids = $$$. Baseball + ponzi scheme = dumb.

more to come…


Filed under: News — @ 3:28 pm



Ratigan & Olympic Fallout

March 2, 2012

Talking Olympia Snowe, Gordon Gekko, the FBI, & the ethics of the rich:

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The Cheater Says
: Fun times, but lots of hate mail regarding my comparing Olympia Snowe to Sarah Palin, i.e., lots of people not thinking it through, which, of course, proves my assumption that people are dumb and should be taken advantage of them. To the hate-mailers, I say, “send me $20 and I’ll send you an explanation.” To the rest of you, I say, listen to the first 10 mins of my radio show yesterday to hear that explanation. #idiots


Filed under: Video — @ 2:14 pm



The Rich Get Richer…

February 28, 2012

… by cheating: Wealthy, motivated by greed, are more likely to cheat, study finds.

The Cheater Says
: Duh. Learn some more obvious secrets during my appearance on MSNBC, Thursday, 4:45pm ish. Or el$e.


Filed under: News — @ 9:09 am



NYC! Big Seminar Tonight!

February 6, 2012

Tonight, 8pm, The Pit
Lizz Winstead – co-creator of The Daily Show & author of “Lizz Free or Die” – joins The Cheater to discuss why money is the root of all good. Facebook info, video & more.

The Cheater Says: Come. Learn. Cheat. Be rich.


Filed under: Shows — @ 11:15 am



Rat-a-tat-tat-igan

January 13, 2012

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The Cheater Says: Dylan’s getting tougher on my cheating philosophy. Guy tries to make a quick buck by publishing a book – Greedy Bastards – that’s basically stealing my life story & he won’t openly embrace cheating? Man… he’s good.


Filed under: Video — @ 8:14 am



Last Minute Cheat Ideas

December 23, 2011

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The Cheater Says: My gift$ to you… Payroll Taxes, the Republicans, the Founding Fathers, Insider Trading & how luxury spending by the 1% is the only way to save America.


Filed under: Video — @ 9:01 am



Cheat Chat on MSNBC

December 9, 2011

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The Cheater Says: Tall man & I talk MF Global, Newt-Gingrich Summit, and the failure of my greatest pupil, Rod Blagojevich


Filed under: Video — @ 8:13 am



Cheat Dump

December 7, 2011

Blagojevich Gets 14 Years
Shopping Malls Track You Via Cellphone
Merck Pays Tiny $1B Fine
Banker Says Exploitation is the Purpose of Banking
$7.7 Trillion in Secret Loans
Too Much Arsenic in Juice Forces FDA to… Lower Standards for Arsenic in Juice
MF Global, Meet Enron. Enron, MF Global
Why Kids Cheat on the SAT: an academic study & a Forbes one

The Cheater Says: So many cheats, so little time…


Filed under: Advice,News — @ 12:18 pm



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