January 21, 2014
Some inspirational reading while you count your bonus…
The Undeserving Rich: Yes, we are unde rserved. We should get more.
Addicted to Wealth - For the Love of Money: “Not only was I not helping to fix any problems in the world, but I was profiting from them.” <- I love this guy! Except that instead of just profiting from problems, he should have been causing problems… and then profiting from them. He’ll learn.
Sallie Mae Allegedly Harassed Family Of Dead College Student To Pay Up On Debt: Um, yeah. These government endorsed salaries don’t pay for themselves.
Inspecting a Student Loan Spigot
When Elite Parents Dominate Volunteers, Children Lose: I believe the children are our future, cheat them well and let them be our slaves.
December 15, 2013
“Affluenza”: The new, legally tested excuse for doing whatever you want with all the money you cheat.
: Uh… duh.
We Are Not All in This Together
“The Selling of Attention Deficit Disorder”: Hey kids, first one’s free… Kids! Hey! (snap snap). Over here. Put that down, look over here! I said, pay attention! Guh. Just put this in your facehole.
Stories from the yacht of Representative Duke Cunningham: The elected official who sold out the troops for cash. He’s out of jail. Already. Crime does pay.
: Hint: It’s the Cook Islands. Hide your ill-gotten booty there. It’ll “cook” right up…
“Paradise of Untouchable Assets” Guh. Just put this in your facehole.
The Cheater Says: Just a few stories from this week. Enjoy your holidays. Before the New Year, please don’t forget to pretend to donate to a charity you own for the tax write-off.
December 5, 2013
“Hey, Cheater, why should we cheat?”
“Because a) it’s not illegal and b) even if you’re caught, no body will care.”
October 29, 2013
Here’s a chart of all the nonprofit organizations who make millions by making money disappear.
The Cheater Says Magic! Just de-fund the enforcement agencies and the magic will spread… Sign up now!
October 22, 2013
JPMorgan Chase Settles MBS Conflict with Justice Department for $13 Billion
The Cheater Says: If they settled for $13 billion, imagine how much they actually cheated. Gotta be at least $200 billion, right? Geniu$.
September 10, 2013
BusinessInsider offers Unethical Like Hacks (
Part I, Part II) and a study finds that “ Cheaters feel upbeat when no one gets hurt.”
The Cheater Says: Looks like they stole my ideas. Cool by me. The more of us who cheat, the better, because they can’t catch us all.
July 22, 2013
Moving Aluminum Around, Skimming Off the Top
The Art - of Profit-Making - Institutes
The Cheater Says:
Common thread #1. Scams milking you and Uncle $am.
Common thread #2: Our hero, Goldman Sachs, owns both.
July 18, 2013
Chase, Once Considered “The Good Bank,” Is About to Pay Another Massive Settlement
The Cheater Says: This Rolling Stone article doesn’t need a controversial cover… it just lists all the awesome ways Chase gets rich cheating. Take some notes.
May 15, 2013
The Cheater Says: Been busy counting money, so here are a few recent in$pirations…
Skilling Gets Out of Jail Early
• The Rich Have Gained $ 5.6 Trillion in the ‘Recovery,’ While the Rest of Us Have Lost $669 Billion
• Obama Nominates a Penny for Some Bucks
• Rich Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides so kids can cut lines at Disney World
• No Rich Child Left Behind
• See me on TV talking Sanford, Weiner, and other traditional cheaters finding “redemption”/a way to make more money.
• The awesome power of high-speed trading: