Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
Got a cheating story? Send it in!
Don’t listen to this guy! He’s going to stop you – and others – from being cheated, with his, ugh, well-informed, thoughtful plan.
“Even the most sophisticated investors react emotionally and quickly,” says JPM’s Kreisler
Yeah, that’s the point! That’s how we cheat ’em! Shhhhh
Tony Robbins did done stepped in it.
The Cheater Says: C’mon, Tony! You’re giving a bad name to the rest of us in the scam artist industry.
Wall Street’s average bonus in 2017? $184,220. Three times what most U.S. households made all year.
Fun small print: The report is based on tax withholding data and does not include stock options or other forms of deferred compensation.
The Cheater Says: Still one of the best ways to Get Rich Cheating. Kudos, kids. Keep it up!
Monopoly is releasing a special edition of its iconic game that’s made specifically for cheaters
The Cheater Says: They Stole This Idea From Me!!!!!!
deep breath
deep breath
deep breath
Well done, Hasbro. Well done. I’ll see you at the cheaters’ meeting next month.
GOP wiseguy Rick Wilson writes Memo to Trump Fans: Conman-in-Chief Will Betray You All
The Cheater Says: Yeah, no duh. That’s what great cheaters do. My question for you, “Rick Wilson,” is why are you spilling the beans instead of cheating your way to eating your own big slice of grifter-pie? Plenty to go around…
The reviews have started pouring in for The Cheater’s new book, Dollars And Sense.
“Engaging and funny, rife with anecdotes and advice, the book defangs a difficult topic while teaching a lot.” – Publisher’s Weekly
“A lively look at how even the wisest among us are too often fools eager to part with our money… A user-friendly and often entertaining treatise on how to be a more discerning, vastly more aware handler of money.” – Kirkus Reviews
The Cheater Says: You can use the book for good. Or you can use it for REALLY GOOD (winky face). Up to you (other, creepier winky face).
From The Cheater himself (taking a break from advising the President):
PEOPLE!
I’m excited to reveal the cover of my new book, “Dollars and Sense: How We Misthink Money and How to Spend Smarter.”
I wrote it with the amazing Dan Ariely (“Predictably Irrational”) and it will officially hit shelves on November 7th.
I’ve got a lot more coming in the behavioral science space – after all, what is comedy if not the study of human behavior? – but this is the beginning.
Forgive my pending self-promotion (I hate it more than you do).Nonetheless, I am excessively proud of this book. Took a LOT of work and a LOT of time and well, here you go.
More soon…
Wells Fargo opened a couple million fake accounts.
The Cheater Says: I love these guys. Remember: You can fool some of the people all of the time, all of the people some of the time, or about 5 million people at once if you’re a bank.
“Hey Cheater, how come you’ve been so quiet lately? Seems like there’s a lot going on for you to talk about, from the Olympics to the campaigns to every day ho-hum scams. What up?”
The Cheater Says: Talk is cheap, but I’m not. All that cheating you mention? Yeah, that’s me. My doing. I’ve just been too busy consulting with these heroes to write blogs for free.
Just remember: Every time you see something sketchy, unethical, a slimy in the news… I’m involved. Buy this book or book this talk for more.
Here are some drugs:
Real – Epipens
Real – Russian ‘Roids
Fake – Theranos: How Elizabeth Holmes’s House of Cards Came Tumbling Down
Campaign – Pay to Play, Mr. Trump?*
*I mean, really, his whole campaign/career/life is just an inspiring case study for my book/course/life. More on this grifting hero to come (& in the book already)!
