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Tea Pyramid

September 7, 2010

Georgia Man Wants Tea Partiers To Join His ‘Patriotic’ Pyramid Scheme

The Cheater Says: It warms my heart (and fills my wallet) when one of my seminar students does so well. Preying on ignorance, exploiting desperation, getting rich cheating. Sigh. So proud…


Filed under: News — @ 7:34 am



All’s Fair In Love & Cheat

September 1, 2010

The 10 Highest-Paid CEOs Who Laid Off The Most Workers

The Cheater Says: Those weren’t mass layoffs… We were simply lowering the retirement age to “now.”


Filed under: News — @ 9:56 am



We’ve Got A Situacheat

August 23, 2010

‘The Situation’ to Make $5M This Year

The Cheater Says: See? You’re all worried because you have neither talent nor intelligence nor dedication nor morals nor ethics. You don’t need any of that the Get Rich Cheating.


Filed under: News — @ 12:47 pm



Even more seminar reviews

August 19, 2010

“A funny satirical attack on the culture of greed… Kreisler has an amiable stage presence. The material is timely and well-informed… Kreisler brings a standup comic’s sensibility to the role, toying with the audience with a good-natured rib here and there, but always seemingly aiming to please. He’s quick, he’s likeable, and he’s got a good command of the material.” - NYTheatre.com

“Jeff has a formidable intelligence, a robust moral center, and a wicked sense of humor. These combine perfectly to create the ironic social commentary that blazes, nearly undisguised, behind his character’s cherubic grin. Yet at the same time, Get Rich Cheating as a seminar feels disturbingly believable, as if it’s just a hair away from being an actual self-help phenomenon that could be sweeping our helpless nation tomorrow… here is a show that takes a real life truth and translates it through satire, character, and humor.”- AYearOfPlays

The Cheater Says: Heady days. Clemens indicted, Blago acquitted, my seminar reviewed…


Filed under: News, Reviews — @ 2:36 pm



Connecticheat

August 7, 2010

Earlier this week, The Cheater went on MSNBC to talk about Connecticut, Hedge Funds, and, apparently, robots.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy


Filed under: News, Video — @ 5:44 am



Hewlett-Cheatard

Disgraced HP CEO to get nearly $28 million

The Cheater Says: But, HP, when you fired Carly Fiorina (running for US Senate) for incompetence (running HP into the ground), you only gave her $21.4 million… Oh, wait, that’s about right - 25% less - she’s a girl.


Filed under: News — @ 5:41 am



New around here? Let’s cheat.

August 3, 2010

The Cheater Says: Hey, new friends. Wanna make A LOT of money?
- Read the blog
- Buy the book
- Attend the seminar

You’re welcome.


Filed under: Advice, News — @ 12:17 pm



Dallas: The City of Brotherly Cheat

Billionaire Brothers Run $550 Million Scam

The Cheater Says
: These guys, the Wyly brothers, were major philanthropists. They say “Charity Starts at Home…” and so it does. Through their generosity, they maintained The Sam Wyly Needs A Bigger Mansion Foundation, The Charles Wyly Probably Should Get Another Yacht Endowment, and The, C’Mon, You Never Suspected Us Even Though Our Name Is Basically “Wiley”? Fund. Kudo$.


Filed under: News — @ 6:13 am



Misallocheation of Funds?

July 28, 2010

Military Contractor On Trial For Buying Porn, Prostitutes And $100K Flag Belt Buckle

The Cheater Sings: War! Uhn! Wha-a-t is it good for? De-e-fense contractors! I’ll $ay it again! War!


Filed under: News — @ 7:52 am



Tony Haycheat

July 27, 2010

BP Chief Costs Firm Billions, and the Ocean Its Life… Then Gets $18 Million Golden Parachute

The Cheater: Once again, everyone, once you’re a CEO, the strategy is to perform just poorly enough to get a really bitchin’ severance package.
See also, Eisner (Disney, $220 million), Nardelli (Home Depot, $210M), Raines (Fannie Mae, $148M), McKinnell (Pfizer, $213M), Satan (Heaven, $666M).


Filed under: News — @ 7:07 am



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