This book will change your life
In these difficult times,
there's only one proven path to ridiculous amounts of money: Cheating.
Everyone's doing it
- from sleazy CEOs to 'roided-up home run kings, silicone-enhanced starlets, and backroom-dealing Congressmen – why not you?
Get Rich Cheating is your definitive guide to the illegal, immoral, and fun, detailing the true, thoroughly-researched schemes that have proven time and time again to generate more cash than God, Google, and the Treasury combined.
From accounting tricks to selling a Senate seat,
you’ll learn to:
- Get huge government bailouts, blow them on yachts, and come back for more
- Exploit family, friends, employees, the desperate, the weak, the blonde, and the dumb
- Take advantage of society's indifference, ignorance, and celebrity bling worship.
- Fake death and spend your ill-gotten booty sipping Mai-Tais on the beach
No one ever bought a fleet of Bentleys with hard work, perseverance, and honesty. Simply by purchasing this book, you've already done more than most "ethical" people dare. Open it, savor the moment, and inhale deeply in the musk of your impending wealth...