Facts:
– “Teach” is just an anagram for “Cheat.”
– We must cheat poor people in order to stay rich.
– Aspen is full of rich people.

With that in mind, The Cheater wrote this opinion column about the AP History revisions for The Aspen Times: Kid’s Today

Snip: … By teaching kids to become unquestioning cogs in a massive economic machine, we’ll remove critical thinking from their brains, leaving room for more exceptionalism, more patriotism, more America.

After all, “more” is just an anagram for “Rome.” And don’t we want our children’s future to burn as brightly as the great Republic of Rome?

The Cheater Says: Apparently, I love anagrams.

Chase, Once Considered “The Good Bank,” Is About to Pay Another Massive Settlement

The Cheater Says: This Rolling Stone article doesn’t need a controversial cover… it just lists all the awesome ways Chase gets rich cheating. Take some notes.

Blagojevich Gets 14 Years
Shopping Malls Track You Via Cellphone
Merck Pays Tiny $1B Fine
Banker Says Exploitation is the Purpose of Banking
$7.7 Trillion in Secret Loans
Too Much Arsenic in Juice Forces FDA to… Lower Standards for Arsenic in Juice
MF Global, Meet Enron. Enron, MF Global
Why Kids Cheat on the SAT: an academic study & a Forbes one

The Cheater Says: So many cheats, so little time…