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New around here? Let’s cheat.

August 3, 2010

The Cheater Says: Hey, new friends. Wanna make A LOT of money?
- Read the blog
- Buy the book
- Attend the seminar

You’re welcome.


Filed under: Advice, News — @ 12:17 pm



Land Of The Rising Cheat

July 7, 2010

Japan’s Sumos In Gambling Scandal

The Cheater Says: Good strategy… be so ingrained in the national identity that your cheating will be hard to accept. (“Got it” - MLB, counting receipts). Also, be 500 pounds. (“Mmmf mmfff” - Prince Fielder, stuffing his face).


Filed under: Advice, News — @ 6:17 am



Legal Defense Cheat

June 25, 2010

Sarah Palin’s Defense Fund Was Illegal

The Cheater Says: Just using the word “official” can raise $400,000? Who knew? (Answer: Palin)


Filed under: Advice, News — @ 7:17 am



Home for the HoliCheats

June 22, 2010

Mortgage Exec Charged with MultiBILLION Dollar Fraud

The Cheater Says: Remember, small time grifters, just plucking a few hundred or a couple thousand off of some desperate homeowners isn’t getting rich cheating… Aim high! If the scam amount doesn’t end in “illion,” it’s not worth trying.


Filed under: Advice, News — @ 7:54 am



BP’s Got Friends In Cheat Places…

June 17, 2010

Rep. Barton (R - Softmoneyville) Apologizes To BP

The Cheater Says: Winners never quit, and quitters never win. Cheaters, however, own the police, the judge, the jury, the rule-makers, the purse-strings, the media, and that little thing dangling in the back of your mouth… what’s that called? Oh yeah, your $oul.


Filed under: Advice, News — @ 10:37 am



Cheating Death

June 10, 2010

Billionaire Pays ZERO Estate Taxes

The Cheater Says: There’s a year without estate tax. I’m not saying this is a good time to fake your death, passing all the money to your trustafarian heirs, then have them donate it to the Your-Name-Here Charitable Foundation… but consider it. Right, Ken Lay, Sam Isreal, Jimmy Hoffa, and that guy from Damages? Right$


Filed under: Advice, News — @ 7:59 am



Reader Cheats

June 1, 2010

From the comments page:
“When I was in college I figured out how to get a free college history book, what I did was I ordered the book online then when to the store to pick it up, then I sent in my mom to pick up the same text book, now i had two text books, then the next day I returned the textbook for a refund, and I got to keep the other one.”

The Cheater Says: Neato. But that’s not really getting RICH cheating, now is it? More like getting 50 bucks cheating. Should you charge kids a 50% of their take and rent out malnourished “moms” from impoverished countries… and also run the publishing company, credit card processor, and university… then you’ll be on to $omething.


Filed under: Advice, News — @ 6:59 pm



Cheater To The Starrs

May 28, 2010

Cracking Open Ken Starr, Hollywood’s Mini-Madoff

The Cheater: Hey, they got their money through cheating (yeah, like showbiz is based upon hard work & talent), so why not lose their money through cheating? All’s fair in love & cheat.


Filed under: Advice, News — @ 8:28 am



Ah, Spring. When A Young Man’s Fancy Turns To Cheat

May 21, 2010

Landis admits doping, accuses Lance
Goldman/Lobbyist Revolving Door
“Campus ensnared by ‘life of deception’”
“Citing Affair, Republican Gives Up Seat”
“Inspectors Find Fraud At Centers For Children”
Whistle-Blowers Become an Investment Option for Funds

The Cheater Says: I love this time of year, when the cheater’s bloom. Cycling, lobbying, political sex, exploiting children, and, of course, high-end payday loans. Onward, Great Cheaters, to victory!


Filed under: Advice, News — @ 9:22 am



Who Could It Cheat Now?

May 19, 2010

Jail Reduces Allen Stanford Reduced to a Shell of Himself

The Cheater Says: Or… maybe, just maybe, that’s not him in jail. Hmmm? He cheated billions… don’t think he could afford a clone? Am I right, Bernie, Kenny-Boy, et al?


Filed under: Advice, News — @ 8:25 am



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