The Cheater Says: Hey, new friends. Wanna make A LOT of money?
- Read the blog
- Buy the book
- Attend the seminar
You’re welcome.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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New around here? Let’s cheat.
August 3, 2010
Land Of The Rising Cheat
July 7, 2010
Japan’s Sumos In Gambling Scandal
The Cheater Says: Good strategy… be so ingrained in the national identity that your cheating will be hard to accept. (“Got it” - MLB, counting receipts). Also, be 500 pounds. (“Mmmf mmfff” - Prince Fielder, stuffing his face).
Legal Defense Cheat
June 25, 2010
Sarah Palin’s Defense Fund Was Illegal
The Cheater Says: Just using the word “official” can raise $400,000? Who knew? (Answer: Palin)
Home for the HoliCheats
June 22, 2010
Mortgage Exec Charged with MultiBILLION Dollar Fraud
The Cheater Says: Remember, small time grifters, just plucking a few hundred or a couple thousand off of some desperate homeowners isn’t getting rich cheating… Aim high! If the scam amount doesn’t end in “illion,” it’s not worth trying.
Cheating Death
June 10, 2010
Billionaire Pays ZERO Estate Taxes
The Cheater Says: There’s a year without estate tax. I’m not saying this is a good time to fake your death, passing all the money to your trustafarian heirs, then have them donate it to the Your-Name-Here Charitable Foundation… but consider it. Right, Ken Lay, Sam Isreal, Jimmy Hoffa, and that guy from Damages? Right$
Reader Cheats
June 1, 2010
From the comments page:
“When I was in college I figured out how to get a free college history book, what I did was I ordered the book online then when to the store to pick it up, then I sent in my mom to pick up the same text book, now i had two text books, then the next day I returned the textbook for a refund, and I got to keep the other one.”
The Cheater Says: Neato. But that’s not really getting RICH cheating, now is it? More like getting 50 bucks cheating. Should you charge kids a 50% of their take and rent out malnourished “moms” from impoverished countries… and also run the publishing company, credit card processor, and university… then you’ll be on to $omething.
Cheater To The Starrs
May 28, 2010
“Cracking Open Ken Starr, Hollywood’s Mini-Madoff”
The Cheater: Hey, they got their money through cheating (yeah, like showbiz is based upon hard work & talent), so why not lose their money through cheating? All’s fair in love & cheat.
Ah, Spring. When A Young Man’s Fancy Turns To Cheat
May 21, 2010
“Landis admits doping, accuses Lance”
Goldman/Lobbyist Revolving Door
“Campus ensnared by ‘life of deception’”
“Citing Affair, Republican Gives Up Seat”
“Inspectors Find Fraud At Centers For Children”
“Whistle-Blowers Become an Investment Option for Funds”
The Cheater Says: I love this time of year, when the cheater’s bloom. Cycling, lobbying, political sex, exploiting children, and, of course, high-end payday loans. Onward, Great Cheaters, to victory!
Who Could It Cheat Now?
May 19, 2010
Jail Reduces Allen Stanford Reduced to a Shell of Himself
The Cheater Says: Or… maybe, just maybe, that’s not him in jail. Hmmm? He cheated billions… don’t think he could afford a clone? Am I right, Bernie, Kenny-Boy, et al?