Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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WOW! We did it.
Last year The Cheater did a piece for Fuse TV about how to cheat to raise money to buy the Wu Tang Clan album, “Once Upon A Time In Shaolin.”
Well, guess what? Martin Shkreli – the guy who cheated his way to millions in pharma – bought the album.
We cheat you not.
Here’s the Fuse TV piece:
Here’s Shkreli learning the ropes:
Here’s your chance to do the same: Get Rich Cheating
The wee children over at Fuse TV wanted to know how to raise a quick couple million – for something called a Wu Tang Clan (?) – so who’d they ask for advice?
The Cheater, of course.
Watch and learn:
In order to make even more money, The Cheater assumes his “Jeff Kreisler” character from back in the old TheStreet.com Funny Money days for a little market recap for Money Or Die:
The Cheater Says: I don’t like his my attitude.
The Cheater Says: Been busy counting money, so here are a few recent in$pirations…
• Enron’s Skilling Gets Out of Jail Early
• The Rich Have Gained $5.6 Trillion in the ‘Recovery,’ While the Rest of Us Have Lost $669 Billion
• Obama Nominates a Penny for Some Bucks
• Rich Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides so kids can cut lines at Disney World
• No Rich Child Left Behind
• See me on TV talking Sanford, Weiner, and other traditional cheaters finding “redemption”/a way to make more money.
• The awesome power of high-speed trading:
More $oon…
And The Banks Get Off Easy – by Charlie Pierce
The Cheater Says: So, yeah, everybody knows what the problem is… but not everybody’s smart enough to jump aboard the problem and milk it for millions why they can… Except for you, my aspiring cheaters. Read, repeat, & reap…
This is from last month, but the le$$ons are still valid. The Cheater talks to the people about Gaming The System on Huffington Post Live.
The Cheater Says : Watch some not-enough-me highlights here.
The Cheater was on HuffPost Live talking about, well, cheating. His baby was there, too.
One la$t Cheat Chat with Dylan Ratigan
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The Cheater Says: He’s leaving because I beat him, convinced him to go out there and get rich cheating. $core!
