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Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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September 7, 2013
In order to make even more money, The Cheater assumes his “Jeff Kreisler” character from back in the old TheStreet.com Funny Money days for a little market recap for Money Or Die:
The Cheater Says: I don’t like
his my attitude.
May 15, 2013
The Cheater Says: Been busy counting money, so here are a few recent in$pirations…
• Enron’s Skilling Gets Out of Jail Early
• The Rich Have Gained $5.6 Trillion in the ‘Recovery,’ While the Rest of Us Have Lost $669 Billion
• Obama Nominates a Penny for Some Bucks
• Rich Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides so kids can cut lines at Disney World
• No Rich Child Left Behind
• See me on TV talking Sanford, Weiner, and other traditional cheaters finding “redemption”/a way to make more money.
• The awesome power of high-speed trading:
March 13, 2013
And The Banks Get Off Easy - by Charlie Pierce
The Cheater Says: So, yeah, everybody knows what the problem is… but not everybody’s smart enough to jump aboard the problem and milk it for millions why they can… Except for you, my aspiring cheaters. Read, repeat, & reap…
November 27, 2012
This is from last month, but the le$$ons are still valid. The Cheater talks to the people about Gaming The System on Huffington Post Live.
The Cheater Says : Watch some not-enough-me highlights here.
August 27, 2012
The Cheater was on HuffPost Live talking about, well, cheating. His baby was there, too.
June 15, 2012
One la$t Cheat Chat with Dylan Ratigan
The Cheater Says: He’s leaving because I beat him, convinced him to go out there and get rich cheating. $core!
May 18, 2012
On TV, talking JP Morgan, Vlad Putin, & Boston Hypnosis:
The Cheater Says: Doesn’t include the prescient intro where I snuck behind and sat at the anchor desk, but I’ll either upload it or some wise TV exec will make it happen… soon. Bwahahahahaaaa
April 9, 2012
The Cheater Says: I’m on TV again, therefore, complete world domination is close at hand. You want salvation on my judgement day? Send money now.