125 Harvard Students Caught Cheating
The Cheater Says: I gave a cheating seminar in Harvard Square last year, complete with a couple Professors. Coincidence, or good students? #WhereIsMyCut?
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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Cheatington Post Live
August 27, 2012
The Cheater was on HuffPost Live talking about, well, cheating. His baby was there, too.
Quitters never win…
August 24, 2012
… and winners never quit, but cheaters always win, and sometimes cheaters quit whining about not winning the not cheating chit-chat.
Lance Armstrong Won’t Fight Doping Charges
The Cheater Says: #winning
Just’a cheatin’ in parks by The Bay…
August 23, 2012
Bartolo Colon joins fellow Bay Area baller on PED suspended list
The Cheater Says: Didn’t both these guys play for the Yankees? – Co-cheat-cidence? – but, Bartolo! Where’s your fancy website?
Stay Rich Cheating
July 23, 2012
Super-Rich Hold Up To $32 Trillion In Offshore Havens
The Cheater Says: What do you call $32 trillion dollars in the middle of the ocean? “A good start.” #LawyerJokesGoneWild
Where The Money Cheats
July 3, 2012
Vanity Fair investigates where Romney and crew hide their money
The Cheater Says: Required reading this July 4th for patriotic Americans who don’t ask what their country can do for them, but what they can do to their country.
Rati-gone
June 15, 2012
One la$t Cheat Chat with Dylan Ratigan
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The Cheater Says: He’s leaving because I beat him, convinced him to go out there and get rich cheating. $core!
Cheat Chat! Almost An Anchor Edition
May 18, 2012
On TV, talking JP Morgan, Vlad Putin, & Boston Hypnosis:
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The Cheater Says: Doesn’t include the prescient intro where I snuck behind and sat at the anchor desk, but I’ll either upload it or some wise TV exec will make it happen… soon. Bwahahahahaaaa
The Tie$ That Bind
May 1, 2012
Romney’s Kid Get Millions From Dad And Political Connections to Start Private Equity Firm
The Cheater Says: See, the Rombots set a good example: You wanna improve your life? Just borrow your parents’ money and political connections and unwritten promises of future influence to start a business in a win-win-skim-2%-off-the-top industry. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do it
It’s working!!
April 17, 2012
The Times reports on Chinese cheaters
The Cheater Says: The new China-Cheat-Tourism pitch should be this quote: “Leadership tolerated a certain level of corruption among top officials or their relatives as long as it was kept out of public view.” In other words… cheat, but shhhhhh! It’s working!