December 10, 2015
WOW! We did it.
Last year The Cheater did a piece for Fuse TV about how to cheat to raise money to buy the Wu Tang Clan album, “Once Upon A Time In Shaolin.”
Well, guess what? Martin Shkreli – the guy who cheated his way to millions in pharma – bought the album.
We cheat you not.
Here’s the Fuse TV piece:
Here’s Shkreli learning the ropes:
Here’s your chance to do the same: Get Rich Cheating
October 27, 2015
Tip #572: Give The Police Fake Badges & Feather Bullets
Wisconsin Governor Signs Bill Limiting Political Corruption Inquiries
If being an outlaw is outlawed, only outlaws will have outlaw.
Tip # 573: Build An Army Of Cheaters
Earnings Misstatements Come in Bunches, Study Says
They can’t catch us all.
September 27, 2015
Martin Shkreli – the hedge fund guy who bravely raised a drug’s price 5000% – learned from the best.
(Check his desk & monitor).
September 16, 2015
So much cheating lately, sorta feel like my work here is done. Nonetheless, these recent news stories caught my assistant’s eye.
“Hedge Fund Manager Buys Rights To Critical Drug, Hikes Price By 5000%”
This is exactly why I wrote the book & tour the show. Go get ’em, cheaters!
“Cheat! It’s the Only Way to Get Published”
I liked this article in the original book form. You clearly stole the idea from… Oh! Well done.
“The Man Who Got No Whammies”
Life is a game show waiting to be scammed. For money.
“Americs’ Most Admired Lawbreaker”
What, it’s Johnson & Johnson? Not me? Fine, we can both be awesome, rich, cheaters. #FirstOne’sFree
Comedian (not me!) Lies About 9/11 Experience, Get Rich Cheating Weighs In
June 15, 2015
“When Private Equity Firms Give Retirees The Short End”
The Cheater Says: Private equity is a safe place for your pensions like the Catholic church is a safe place for your kids.
$end ’em over!!
June 3, 2015
This guy here, he gets it.
“So much of our corruption is in plain sight these days. The events of the last decade lead invariably to the conclusion that in every booth on the midway every wheel is conspicuously rigged.”
You’re welcome. – The Cheater
June 1, 2015
It’s a new month, and time to reflect upon some great cheating. We all know about the headline grabbers – like FIFA and the NFL and the billion dollar election and the big big bank settlement (if not, be sure to follow our twitter) – but here are a few under-the-radar schemes you may have missed.
“Who Will Watch the Charities?” (NYT op-ed written by one-time Get Rich Cheating guest)
“Piles of Overseas Profits Investors Can See but Not Touch”
“A Choice for Recovering Addicts: Relapse or Homelessness”
“New Ways to Crash the Market”
Read, learn, copy, enrich and enjoy! – The Cheater
May 4, 2015
On the latest entrant into the “raise your profile for book deals and speaker fees event” (a.k.a. Running for President 2016):
Carly for Prez!!
When @CarlyFiorina drove HP into the ground, her severance was *only* $21 million.
A man would’ve gotten $28M.
In fact, he did.
@MarkVHurd followed her & got a $28M severance.
75 cents on dollar, ladies.
March 31, 2015
Hey Cheater, why did your book start out focused exclusively on the financial industry?
The Cheater Says: Because I have a job alert set for ‘Satire’ and this came up one day:
March 10, 2015
– “Teach” is just an anagram for “Cheat.”
– We must cheat poor people in order to stay rich.
– Aspen is full of rich people.
With that in mind, The Cheater wrote this opinion column about the AP History revisions for The Aspen Times: Kid’s Today
Snip: … By teaching kids to become unquestioning cogs in a massive economic machine, we’ll remove critical thinking from their brains, leaving room for more exceptionalism, more patriotism, more America.
After all, “more” is just an anagram for “Rome.” And don’t we want our children’s future to burn as brightly as the great Republic of Rome?
The Cheater Says: Apparently, I love anagrams.