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Too Much Cheating!

April 11, 2014

The Cheater says: I’ve been too busy on the lecture circuit, doing TV stuff, counting my money, and planning very important things to update this blog as much as I’d like.

So pick up any newspaper - you’ve read about “newspapers” on the internet - to find your own cheating stories… every… single… day.

Or… follow me on Twitter or YouTube or over at The Final Edition

Or… check out the bestselling book or critically-acclaimed live wealth-building experience

Or… play around with the videos and links and reviews all over this site and watch this infomercial right now:


Filed under: News — @ 9:47 pm



Cheat Dump: My Money & Your Kids

January 21, 2014

Some inspirational reading while you count your bonus…

The Undeserving Rich: Yes, we are underserved. We should get more.

Addicted to Wealth - For the Love of Money: “Not only was I not helping to fix any problems in the world, but I was profiting from them.” <- I love this guy! Except that instead of just profiting from problems, he should have been causing problems… and then profiting from them. He’ll learn.

Sallie Mae Allegedly Harassed Family Of Dead College Student To Pay Up On Debt: Um, yeah. These government endorsed salaries don’t pay for themselves.

Inspecting a Student Loan Spigot
: Ditto.

When Elite Parents Dominate Volunteers, Children Lose: I believe the children are our future, cheat them well and let them be our slaves.


Filed under: News — @ 6:58 am



‘Tis The Season To Be Cheatin’

December 15, 2013

“Affluenza”: The new, legally tested excuse for doing whatever you want with all the money you cheat.

We Are Not All in This Together
: Uh… duh.

“The Selling of Attention Deficit Disorder”: Hey kids, first one’s free… Kids! Hey! (snap snap). Over here. Put that down, look over here! I said, pay attention! Guh. Just put this in your facehole.

Stories from the yacht of Representative Duke Cunningham: The elected official who sold out the troops for cash. He’s out of jail. Already. Crime does pay.

“Paradise of Untouchable Assets”
: Hint: It’s the Cook Islands. Hide your ill-gotten booty there. It’ll “cook” right up… Guh. Just put this in your facehole.

The Cheater Says: Just a few stories from this week. Enjoy your holidays. Before the New Year, please don’t forget to pretend to donate to a charity you own for the tax write-off.


Filed under: News — @ 8:00 pm



The Daily (Cheater) Show

December 5, 2013

“Hey, Cheater, why should we cheat?”
“Because a) it’s not illegal and b) even if you’re caught, no body will care.”
“Says who?”
“These clowns:”


Filed under: News — @ 1:04 pm



“Non” Profit$

October 29, 2013

Here’s a chart of all the nonprofit organizations who make millions by making money disappear.

The Cheater Says
: Magic! Just de-fund the enforcement agencies and the magic will spread… Sign up now!


Filed under: News — @ 10:05 am



The Infomerical

October 22, 2013

It’s why you’re here:


Filed under: Video — @ 5:37 am



13 Billion Cheats

JPMorgan Chase Settles MBS Conflict with Justice Department for $13 Billion

The Cheater Says: If they settled for $13 billion, imagine how much they actually cheated. Gotta be at least $200 billion, right? Geniu$.


Filed under: News — @ 5:33 am



$preading The Word

September 10, 2013

BusinessInsider offers Unethical Like Hacks (Part I, Part II) and a study finds that “Cheaters feel upbeat when no one gets hurt.

The Cheater Says: Looks like they stole my ideas. Cool by me. The more of us who cheat, the better, because they can’t catch us all.


Filed under: News — @ 7:14 am



Something a little different

September 7, 2013

In order to make even more money, The Cheater assumes his “Jeff Kreisler” character from back in the old TheStreet.com Funny Money days for a little market recap for Money Or Die:

The Cheater Says: I don’t like his my attitude.


Filed under: Video — @ 10:52 am



Couple Quick Gold-i-Cheats

July 22, 2013

Moving Aluminum Around, Skimming Off the Top
&
The Art - of Profit-Making - Institutes

The Cheater Says:
Common thread #1. Scams milking you and Uncle $am.
Common thread #2: Our hero, Goldman Sachs, owns both.


Filed under: News — @ 7:50 am



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