The Cheater Says: Doesn’t include the prescient intro where I snuck behind and sat at the anchor desk, but I’ll either upload it or some wise TV exec will make it happen… soon. Bwahahahahaaaa
The Cheater Says: See, the Rombots set a good example: You wanna improve your life? Just borrow your parents’ money and political connections and unwritten promises of future influence to start a business in a win-win-skim-2%-off-the-top industry. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do it
The Cheater Says: The new China-Cheat-Tourism pitch should be this quote: “Leadership tolerated a certain level of corruption among top officials or their relatives as long as it was kept out of public view.” In other words… cheat, but shhhhhh! It’s working!
The Chinese language version of Get Rich Cheating is now available!
This is the awesome description, in its entirety, from the Amazon.com page:
American thick black theory; classics to become rich in business circle; absolute principle in official circle! It is the first bare fraud teaching material in the world. If you can understand it, you will not be cheated at least. In poor mans dictionary, fraud is defined as delusion by trick, cheat and dishonest method. But many American clearly knowing about society doesnt think so. They have not prejudice concept of right or wrong. Cheaters define fraud as astonishing personal profits made through illegal, immoral and interesting ways. The author Jeff Kreisler thinks that you shall drive the thought that fraud is not correct away from your mind. It is only a decadent thought inculcated to you by weak culture which will not let you succeed. The humor statement of this book is that fraud is great and doing well it you will be a big cheater.
The Cheater (aka ke lai si le) Says: I don’t know if I’m saving or destroying the world, but I am sure I’m making a difference.
Goldman Sachs Is Was Awesome The Cheater Says: … and being a profit-focused money whore who would sell my own grandmother for an inside edge is wrong because why now?
The Cheater Says: Fun times, but lots of hate mail regarding my comparing Olympia Snowe to Sarah Palin, i.e., lots of people not thinking it through, which, of course, proves my assumption that people are dumb and should be taken advantage of them. To the hate-mailers, I say, “send me $20 and I’ll send you an explanation.” To the rest of you, I say, listen to the first 10 mins of my radio show yesterday to hear that explanation. #idiots
Tonight, 8pm, The Pit
Lizz Winstead - co-creator of The Daily Show & author of “Lizz Free or Die” - joins The Cheater to discuss why money is the root of all good. Facebook info, video & more.
The Cheater Says: Dylan’s getting tougher on my cheating philosophy. Guy tries to make a quick buck by publishing a book - Greedy Bastards - that’s basically stealing my life story & he won’t openly embrace cheating? Man… he’s good.