A new book claims Alex Rodriguez’ steroid use was long and proud.
The Cheater Says:
First of all, a book? You’re gonna believe a book? Books are written by losers.
Second of all, good. A-Rod should have been doing ‘roids from puberty to Yankee glory. It’s called “commitment,” people!
Third, he allegedly sold out teammates to improve his own performance. Brilliant! Remember, aspiring cheaters: We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to make money.
A-Rod’s only mistake in this whole thing was admitting he took ‘roids in the first place. Remember that?