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Grand Old Cheater

April 28, 2009

Longtime Republican Senator Arlen Specter joins the Democrats.

The Cheater Says: Nice!
Join an already winning team (thanks, probably, to some financial and power-related inducements). Cha-ching!
Do so at a time and in a fashion that will make them forever in your debt. Cha-cha-ching!
Establish yourself as the sole powerful middle-of-the-road guy who can be $wayed by each and every lobbying firm in the nation. Cha-ching cha-ching cha-ching-a-ling-a-ding!
Welcome to $pectertown, DC. Population: You


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