A new book claims Alex Rodriguez’ steroid use was long and proud.
The Cheater Says:
First of all, a book? You’re gonna believe a book? Books are written by losers.
Second of all, good. A-Rod should have been doing ‘roids from puberty to Yankee glory. It’s called “commitment,” people!
Third, he allegedly sold out teammates to improve his own performance. Brilliant! Remember, aspiring cheaters: We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to make money.
A-Rod’s only mistake in this whole thing was admitting he took ‘roids in the first place. Remember that?
“We aren’t here to make friends, we’re here to make money.”
Why didn’t you say soooo sooner? My parents should be ashamed of themselves for not telling me something so simple.