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Spinning Wheels out of Cheat-town

April 20, 2009

Cyclist Tyler Hamilton admitted taking a banned substance and retired.

The Cheater Says: Retired? What? Are you nuts?
Your cheating earnings barely register on the Lance Armstrong scale!
You satisfied with winning the Tour de Quit?
Get your balding-head, shrunken man-things, smashing-toy-truck-roid-raging arse back on the bike, claim it was a mistake, demand a retest, and go cheat yourself some more money!
NOW!


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