Hey Cheater, why did your book start out focused exclusively on the financial industry?
The Cheater Says: Because I have a job alert set for ‘Satire’ and this came up one day:
For real$.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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High Altitude School Cheats
March 10, 2015
Facts:
– “Teach” is just an anagram for “Cheat.”
– We must cheat poor people in order to stay rich.
– Aspen is full of rich people.
With that in mind, The Cheater wrote this opinion column about the AP History revisions for The Aspen Times: Kid’s Today
Snip: … By teaching kids to become unquestioning cogs in a massive economic machine, we’ll remove critical thinking from their brains, leaving room for more exceptionalism, more patriotism, more America.
After all, “more” is just an anagram for “Rome.” And don’t we want our children’s future to burn as brightly as the great Republic of Rome?
The Cheater Says: Apparently, I love anagrams.
Cheat Dump
February 26, 2015
It’s February… do you know where your cheaters are?
A-Rod Shows Up To Camp
The Cheater Says: Exhibit A for the age old argument that it pays (and pays and pays) to cheat (and cheat and cheat).
Artist Creates B.S. Pyramid Marketing Scheme To Sell His “Art,” Ruin Society
The Cheater Says: I shoulda created a fake market and fabricated demand pricing for my book. Oh, wait, I did: In China.
Climate Scientist In Hot Water
The Cheater Says: Ha! No, seriously, he’s ethically compromised and totally de-legitimized an entire political argument, all for money, which is not surprising and kind of awesome and the American way! USA! USA! USA!
Morgan Stanley Agrees to $2.6 Billion Settlement for Role in Housing Bubble
The Cheater Says: Not even a slap on the wrist. More like a nice silver bracelet on the wrist, a hearty handshake on the wrist, and a “keep it up, cheater” on the elbow.
Do Your Cheat
January 21, 2015
The Cheater is, obviously, a very big New England Patriots fan. Has been for life. So all he has to say is… “Go Pats” and the team’s 2014 slogan: “Do Your Job.”
Your job, apparently, is to cheat. Yay.
The Kids Are All Cheat
October 9, 2014
The wee children over at Fuse TV wanted to know how to raise a quick couple million – for something called a Wu Tang Clan (?) – so who’d they ask for advice?
The Cheater, of course.
Watch and learn:
Another Book Spreads The Cheat
October 3, 2014
The Cheater has published a provocative and profoundly important call to arms in the new book, “Laughing Liberally: Letters to the American Voter”
Per the publisher:
“A compilation of 12 essays that are political, provocative and hilarious, “Laughing Liberally: Letters to the American Voter” has arrived just in time for the 2014 elections–a perfect escape from campaign fever, or an early holiday gift. With topics ranging from the Right-Wing War on Women to Islamophobia, corporate greed to Congressional corruption, “Laughing Liberally: Letters to the American Voter” is funny, ferocious and festive fun. Get your copy today.”
The Cheater Says: See if you can guess which piece is mine.
Hint 1: It’s in bold italics above.
Hint 2: It’s the force of nature which will bring America – or at least the cheating, rich, corporate Americans who really matter – back to greatne$$.
In Russia, Bank Deposits Money Into YOU
September 29, 2014
“It Pays To Be Putin’s Friend”
The Cheater Says: First, China steals and sells my book, now Russia steals and perfects my ideas. What a country!
Tax Evasion as Good Public Policy
Here’s a little report The Cheater published about ways to innovate cost savings for struggling multi-billion dollar industries. Enjoy!
5 Cheating Years
May 26, 2014
Five years ago today, HarperCollins published “Get Rich Cheating” and proved to the world that Money is the root of all Good.
The Cheater Says: Read what I have to say about this anniver$ary here.
Too Much Cheating!
April 11, 2014
The Cheater says: I’ve been too busy on the lecture circuit, doing TV stuff, counting my money, and planning very important things to update this blog as much as I’d like.
So pick up any newspaper – you’ve read about “newspapers” on the internet – to find your own cheating stories… every… single… day.
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