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July 22, 2013

Moving Aluminum Around, Skimming Off the Top
The Art - of Profit-Making - Institutes

The Cheater Says:
Common thread #1. Scams milking you and Uncle $am.
Common thread #2: Our hero, Goldman Sachs, owns both.

Filed under: News — @ 7:50 am

Get Rich Cha$ing

July 18, 2013

Chase, Once Considered “The Good Bank,” Is About to Pay Another Massive Settlement

The Cheater Says: This Rolling Stone article doesn’t need a controversial cover… it just lists all the awesome ways Chase gets rich cheating. Take some notes.

Filed under: Advice, News — @ 10:36 am

Cheat Dump

May 15, 2013

The Cheater Says: Been busy counting money, so here are a few recent in$pirations…

• Enron’s Skilling Gets Out of Jail Early
• The Rich Have Gained $5.6 Trillion in the ‘Recovery,’ While the Rest of Us Have Lost $669 Billion
• Obama Nominates a Penny for Some Bucks
• Rich Manhattan moms hire handicapped tour guides so kids can cut lines at Disney World
• No Rich Child Left Behind
• See me on TV talking Sanford, Weiner, and other traditional cheaters finding “redemption”/a way to make more money.
• The awesome power of high-speed trading:

More $oon…

Filed under: News, Video — @ 6:11 pm

Out Tax $ecrets Revealed… Literally

April 4, 2013

Giant Investigative Document Dump Gives View “Inside the Global Offshore Money Maze”

The Cheater Says: Hey, you can’t spell “Making billions with illicit offshore tax havens” without “illicit offshore tax haves.” Happy tax season!

Filed under: News — @ 10:16 am

Cheaters Unite!

April 1, 2013

Rupert Murdoch Honors Jeff Kreisler… Again!

The Cheater Says: Birds of a feather, cheat together…

Filed under: Reviews — @ 7:59 am

In$piration: Richard Nixon

March 28, 2013

Nixon Sabotaged End of Vietnam War

The Cheater Says: You already knew he was Watergate sneaky, and a platinum recording artist, but did you know he cost thousands of lives and international peace just to win an election… and get power… and get what? Money. Exactly. No, he is not a crook… he’s a cheater. And a genius. And a hero.

Filed under: News — @ 8:18 am

Our $ecret is Out!

March 13, 2013

And The Banks Get Off Easy - by Charlie Pierce

The Cheater Says: So, yeah, everybody knows what the problem is… but not everybody’s smart enough to jump aboard the problem and milk it for millions why they can… Except for you, my aspiring cheaters. Read, repeat, & reap…

Filed under: News, Reviews, Video — @ 10:18 am

More from the Vampire Squid

March 11, 2013

Goldman Sachs is “Rigging the IPO Game”

The Cheater Says: Well, duh. What they don’t know, can help me.

Filed under: News — @ 9:17 am

Don’t Look In There

February 11, 2013

Republicans Killing Consumer Watchdog

The Cheater Says: If the Fox guarding the hen house starts acting up… shoot him.

Filed under: News — @ 10:32 am

The Sports Guy Gets It

February 2, 2013

Daring to Ask the PED Question

The Cheater Says
: I assume the question is “How do I get some?” I’ll give you the answer.

Filed under: News, Shows — @ 8:58 am

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