Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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Here’s a little report The Cheater published about ways to innovate cost savings for struggling multi-billion dollar industries. Enjoy!
May 26, 2014
Five years ago today, HarperCollins published “Get Rich Cheating” and proved to the world that Money is the root of all Good.
The Cheater Says: Read what I have to say about this anniver$ary here.
April 11, 2014
The Cheater says: I’ve been too busy on the lecture circuit, doing TV stuff, counting my money, and planning very important things to update this blog as much as I’d like.
So pick up any newspaper – you’ve read about “newspapers” on the internet – to find your own cheating stories… every… single… day.
Or… play around with the videos and links and reviews all over this site and watch this infomercial right now:
January 21, 2014
Some inspirational reading while you count your bonus…
The Undeserving Rich: Yes, we are underserved. We should get more.
Addicted to Wealth – For the Love of Money: “Not only was I not helping to fix any problems in the world, but I was profiting from them.” <- I love this guy! Except that instead of just profiting from problems, he should have been causing problems… and then profiting from them. He’ll learn.
Sallie Mae Allegedly Harassed Family Of Dead College Student To Pay Up On Debt: Um, yeah. These government endorsed salaries don’t pay for themselves.
Inspecting a Student Loan Spigot: Ditto.
When Elite Parents Dominate Volunteers, Children Lose: I believe the children are our future, cheat them well and let them be our slaves.
December 15, 2013
“The Selling of Attention Deficit Disorder”: Hey kids, first one’s free… Kids! Hey! (snap snap). Over here. Put that down, look over here! I said, pay attention! Guh. Just put this in your facehole.
Stories from the yacht of Representative Duke Cunningham: The elected official who sold out the troops for cash. He’s out of jail. Already. Crime does pay.
“Paradise of Untouchable Assets”: Hint: It’s the Cook Islands. Hide your ill-gotten booty there. It’ll “cook” right up… Guh. Just put this in your facehole.
The Cheater Says: Just a few stories from this week. Enjoy your holidays. Before the New Year, please don’t forget to pretend to donate to a charity you own for the tax write-off.
December 5, 2013
“Hey, Cheater, why should we cheat?”
“Because a) it’s not illegal and b) even if you’re caught, no body will care.”
October 29, 2013
Here’s a chart of all the nonprofit organizations who make millions by making money disappear.
The Cheater Says: Magic! Just de-fund the enforcement agencies and the magic will spread… Sign up now!
The Cheater Says: If they settled for $13 billion, imagine how much they actually cheated. Gotta be at least $200 billion, right? Geniu$.