So much cheating lately, sorta feel like my work here is done. Nonetheless, these recent news stories caught my assistant’s eye.
“Hedge Fund Manager Buys Rights To Critical Drug, Hikes Price By 5000%”
This is exactly why I wrote the book & tour the show. Go get ’em, cheaters!
“The Man Who Got No Whammies”
Life is a game show waiting to be scammed. For money.
“Americs’ Most Admired Lawbreaker”
What, it’s Johnson & Johnson? Not me? Fine, we can both be awesome, rich, cheaters. #FirstOne’sFree