Donald Trump Stole My Bankruptcy Ideas. Good.

June 11, 2016

Hero.
Our next Pre$ident is, obviously, stealing all the ideas in this amazing book. Good for him.

Here’s the NY Times crying like a baby about “How Donald Trump Bankrupted His Atlantic City Casinos, but Still Earned Millions.”

And, here – ironically from Chapter 18 – is where he got the idea:

CHAPTER 11 IS THE BEST CHAPTER IN ANY BOOK
If all else fails, declare bankruptcy, grab your severance, and let everyone else fight it out. It’s that simple. Really. Bankruptcy allows your deliberate and destructive misdeeds to be forgiven and to be done all over again. Along with its cousin Restate, Bankrupt is a Great Cheater’s best – and most legitimate – friend.

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How Not To Get Caught Cheating, #572 & 573

October 27, 2015

Tip #572: Give The Police Fake Badges & Feather Bullets

Wisconsin Governor Signs Bill Limiting Political Corruption Inquiries

If being an outlaw is outlawed, only outlaws will have outlaw.

Tip # 573: Build An Army Of Cheaters

Earnings Misstatements Come in Bunches, Study Says

They can’t catch us all.

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Now It Can Be Told…

September 27, 2015

Martin Shkreli – the hedge fund guy who bravely raised a drug’s price 5000% – learned from the best.

Me.
(Check his desk & monitor).

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Cheat Dump

September 16, 2015

So much cheating lately, sorta feel like my work here is done. Nonetheless, these recent news stories caught my assistant’s eye.

“Hedge Fund Manager Buys Rights To Critical Drug, Hikes Price By 5000%”
This is exactly why I wrote the book & tour the show. Go get ’em, cheaters!

“Cheat! It’s the Only Way to Get Published”
I liked this article in the original book form. You clearly stole the idea from… Oh! Well done.

“The Man Who Got No Whammies”
Life is a game show waiting to be scammed. For money.

“Americs’ Most Admired Lawbreaker”
What, it’s Johnson & Johnson? Not me? Fine, we can both be awesome, rich, cheaters. #FirstOne’sFree

Comedian (not me!) Lies About 9/11 Experience, Get Rich Cheating Weighs In

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$afe Keeping

June 15, 2015

“When Private Equity Firms Give Retirees The Short End”

The Cheater Says: Private equity is a safe place for your pensions like the Catholic church is a safe place for your kids.
$end ’em over!!

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FIFA Opinion

June 3, 2015

This guy here, he gets it.

“So much of our corruption is in plain sight these days. The events of the last decade lead invariably to the conclusion that in every booth on the midway every wheel is conspicuously rigged.”

You’re welcome. – The Cheater

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Cheat Dump

June 1, 2015

It’s a new month, and time to reflect upon some great cheating. We all know about the headline grabbers – like FIFA and the NFL and the billion dollar election and the big big bank settlement (if not, be sure to follow our twitter) – but here are a few under-the-radar schemes you may have missed.

“Who Will Watch the Charities?” (NYT op-ed written by one-time Get Rich Cheating guest)

“Piles of Overseas Profits Investors Can See but Not Touch”

“A Choice for Recovering Addicts: Relapse or Homelessness”

“New Ways to Crash the Market”

Read, learn, copy, enrich and enjoy! – The Cheater

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Run For The Money

May 4, 2015

On the latest entrant into the “raise your profile for book deals and speaker fees event” (a.k.a. Running for President 2016):

Carly for Prez!!
When @CarlyFiorina drove HP into the ground, her severance was *only* $21 million.
A man would’ve gotten $28M.
In fact, he did.
@MarkVHurd followed her & got a $28M severance.
75 cents on dollar, ladies.

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High Altitude School Cheats

March 10, 2015

Facts:
– “Teach” is just an anagram for “Cheat.”
– We must cheat poor people in order to stay rich.
– Aspen is full of rich people.

With that in mind, The Cheater wrote this opinion column about the AP History revisions for The Aspen Times: Kid’s Today

Snip: … By teaching kids to become unquestioning cogs in a massive economic machine, we’ll remove critical thinking from their brains, leaving room for more exceptionalism, more patriotism, more America.

After all, “more” is just an anagram for “Rome.” And don’t we want our children’s future to burn as brightly as the great Republic of Rome?

The Cheater Says: Apparently, I love anagrams.

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Cheat Dump

February 26, 2015

It’s February… do you know where your cheaters are?

A-Rod Shows Up To Camp
The Cheater Says: Exhibit A for the age old argument that it pays (and pays and pays) to cheat (and cheat and cheat).

Artist Creates B.S. Pyramid Marketing Scheme To Sell His “Art,” Ruin Society
The Cheater Says: I shoulda created a fake market and fabricated demand pricing for my book. Oh, wait, I did: In China.

Climate Scientist In Hot Water
The Cheater Says: Ha! No, seriously, he’s ethically compromised and totally de-legitimized an entire political argument, all for money, which is not surprising and kind of awesome and the American way! USA! USA! USA!

Morgan Stanley Agrees to $2.6 Billion Settlement for Role in Housing Bubble
The Cheater Says: Not even a slap on the wrist. More like a nice silver bracelet on the wrist, a hearty handshake on the wrist, and a “keep it up, cheater” on the elbow.

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