Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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The Cheater Says: A few cheating stories not to ignore. Read, learn, copy & cash out.
Does an Honor Code Make It Too Easy to Cheat? Hint: Ye$
Lenders to Make a $10 Billion Foreclosure Settlement? Pffft. Chump change compared to what they make. To paraphrase a lefty drum circle chant, “Pay a little, cheat a lot.”
Health Insurers Raise Some Rates by Double Digits. Obamacare is coming… To paraphrase my favorite escaped convict, “Get busy cheating, or get busy trying.”
Memo: Tea Party’s “Grassroots” Backer Is Phony
The Cheater Says: So? Grass, turf, dollars… Green is the color of money, er, many things.
Saturday, February 9. Get Rich Cheating Live. Washington, DC
with very special guest, Karl Frisch!
Facebook event here – Tix and details here.
More to come.
The Cheater Says: Come learn to be rich, DC. Politics is for four years. Cheating is forever.
The Cheater Says: More end of year cheating, in case you mi$$ed it…
HSBC Pays Record Fine for Money Laundering for Mexican Drug Cartels and Middle Eastern Terrorists. An international bank, drugs & terrorism… kinda everything awesome for a measly $1.9 billion slap on the wrist. Write that off, and cheat, cheat, again!
The Cheater Adds: In case you think I’m kidding, HSBC had a “record fine” in 2011, too… Can’t wait to see what they do in 2013!
Deutsche Bank warns that being raided for tax evasion might impact profit. Nothing about changing policies or rethinking ethics, just a drag on profits. My kinda company!
Insider Trading Gets More Daring with Risk vs. Reward Changes. Alt title: “New York Times writer simply cuts ‘n’ pastes from my book.”
Poor people manipulate child literacy regs. Um, the point is not to get “a little less poor” cheating, but to get RICH cheating. Pick up your game, Appalachia, or we’ll send more Governors on hikes there.
The Cheater Says: A long overdue cheat dump to wring out the old and cha-ching in the new…
Dick Armey gets $8 million to leave Tea Party group. Payoff for duping the people who duped The People? Brilliant!
Florida “Job Czar” gets unemployment bennies for traveling to Europe. What else would you expect from the guy hired by the guy who committed record Medicare fraud? Nothing but the be$t.
Fraud in pre-school. Start ’em young, cheat ’em old.
Dr. Evil works on Wall Street? According to the Times, ye$.
States give companies $80 billion of useless tax breaks. Corporate Welfare? Thank you, Nanny $tate.
Twinkie CEO used company pension for executive pay … because why would the producer of “food” care about “ethics?”
French guru to wealthy gets 8 years for fraud. If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. If you can’t join ’em, cheat ’em.
“Oxytocin May Play Role In Fidelity By Affecting Distance Committed Men Keep From Attractive Women”
The Cheater Says: Huh, so drugs can stop cheating? Odd. I’ve actually found big pharma to be a good way to make money & their products a good way to make mistakes. To each their own.
This is from last month, but the le$$ons are still valid. The Cheater talks to the people about Gaming The System on Huffington Post Live.
The Cheater Says : Watch some not-enough-me highlights here.
Lance Armstrong stripped of 7 Tour de France titles
The Cheater Says: 13 years of livin’ large? As Ella & Louis sang, “No no, they can’t take that away from cheat.”
The Cheater helped craft Governor Granholm’s scene-stealing speech at the Democratic National Convention. He tried to bankrupt the commies from the inside. He failed. But he’ll surely make some ca$h off it. Video & reviews here.
The Cheater Says: Pay up, people. Or I’ll do it again.
