“Get Rich Cheating” has been nominated for Best Book by the ECNY Awards, the Oscars of Comedy!
The Cheater Says: We face strong competition, so, in the spirit of cheating, please vote early & often.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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ESPN Tuesday Morning Cheaterback
Prominent Member of Media Elite Exploits “Get Rich Cheating” for Personal Gain
The Cheater Says: Nice move, Easterbrook: Recommend the most important book in a generation in hopes of driving traffic to your column, thereby increasing your pay. Extra kudos for your clever use of hiding-it-at-the-very-end-of-the-piece. Very subtle. Very rich.
Cheatwater
February 11, 2010
Blackwater Defrauded Government for Years, Including Charges for Prostitutes
The Cheater Says: Overcharging, taxpayer money, name changes, war, death, overseas action, hidden religious fervor, contractors, exploiting failed systems, and sex? That is some outstanding cheating. We may have a new face to put on Mount Cheatmore!
Video Killed The Radio Cheat
February 10, 2010
Some clips from Get Rich Cheating Live at the Purple Onion in San Francisco:
The Cheater Says: After you watch, you must go here to learn more, then hire me to teach you my secrets to unimaginable wealth. You mu$t!
Get Rich Cheating Live, San Francisco Sketchfest – Part 1 of 2
Get Rich Cheating Live, San Francisco Sketchfest – Part 2 of 2
The Hand of Cheat
February 9, 2010
Sarah Palin Gets Some Help Remembering Who She Is
The Cheater Says: Well, duh.
a. You can only exploit gullible people if you remember what they like to hear. Saying “Energy” and “Tax Cuts” there is like yelling “Yankees Suck” in New England. Lift their spirits, lift your $pirit$.
b. She only made like $100,000 for the appearance. A little more, maybe she would’ve written on both hands. Cheapskates.
When Two-Faced… Turn the Other Cheat
Senators Opposed to Stimulus Secretly Beg for Government Cash
The Cheater Says: Good work boys, but, um, “secretly” implies “not in the newspaper,” so, um, shhh. Loose lips sink yachts.
Florida Cheat Seminoles
February 7, 2010
FSU Football Team Vacates Wins Over Academic Fraud
The Cheater Says: Come on, guys. How many times do I have to tell you? Don’t get caught. At least the coach gets to keep his millions, as do the few players who made the NFL. As for those who just graduated… er, “left school”… without real knowledge or degrees: $orry. That’s college $ports.
Cheat Power with Power
February 5, 2010
Senator Richard Shelby ($-Ala.) holds up government to get more money for his campaign donors.
The Cheater Says: Go, Shelby, Go! Don’t forget to: a) blame the Dems for not filling those positions, b) work as a lobbyist for the firms once you retire to “spend more time with your money,” and c) avoid looking yourself in the eye. Eye contact is for poor people.
E-Cheat-NY Award
February 3, 2010
“Get Rich Cheating” has been nominated for Best Book by the ECNY Awards, the Oscars of Comedy!
The Cheater Says: We face strong competition, so, in the spirit of cheating, please vote early & often.