“AIG Bonuses In 2010 Total $100 Million”
The Cheater Says: Pretty weak, AIG. You know the taxpayers gave you more money than that. Come on. It’s “Get Rich Cheating,” not “Get Upper Middle Class Cheating.”
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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A.I.Cheat
February 3, 2010
I Left My Cheat in San Francisco
January 29, 2010
Saturday Night! Live!
Get Rich Cheating.
Part of the San Francisco Sketch Comedy Festival
The Cheater Says: I’m bringing my famous wealth-building seminar to the land of the Gold Rush and the Dot Com boom. Come learn the simple secrets of the obscenely rich.
8pm sharp, The Purple Onion, 140 Columbus Avenue. Map. Advanced tickets (also at the door).
Stockholm Syndcheat
January 22, 2010
Another great week for Cheating. Goldman earnings, bank bonuses, special elections, Supreme Court decisions, opposition radio network closings, late night TV host distractions, earthquake relief scams, plastic surgeries, home run apologies, and on and on. Yay!
The Cheater Says: I feel so good about the Cheating here, I’m going to pop over to Sweden to spread the word there for a few days. While I’m gone, don’t cheat anything I wouldn’t cheat…
Democrocheat Part Deux
January 21, 2010
“Supreme Court eases restrictions on corporate campaign spending”
The Cheater Says: $weet. Now “elections” can be more easily manipulated by those with money to make sure that those with money become those with more money.
Democracheat
January 17, 2010
Talking Head Suggests Cheating to Win Election
The Cheater Says: Duh. But I must admonish you, Ed. The first rule of Cheat Club is, “You don’t talk about Cheat Club.” The second rule of Cheat Club is, “You don’t talk about Cheat Club.” The third rule of Cheat Club is, “break all the rules.” So, actually, I guess you’re okay on this one. Carry on.
From the Mouths of Babes
January 14, 2010
Mark McGwire said, “The only reason I took steroids was for health purposes.”
The Cheater Says: I know everyone’s really busy setting up fake Haiti charities, slipping billion-dollar riders into the health care bill, apologizing for their 9-figure bank bonus, and shifting their late night lineup… but let’s never lose sight of what’s important – Being rich and famous makes you feel good.
Onward, fellow cheaters!
“I’m Not Here To Cheat About The Past”
January 11, 2010
Stealing the cheating limelight – on a day when Blagojevich claims to be “blacker than Obama,” Palin gets a TV deal, and Wall Street bonuses loom – Mark McGwire admits steroid use.
The Cheater Says: Then, using his Popeye arms and oversized, adult-acne’d head, he claimed that the Earth is round and Smurfs are blue… and wins this week’s Duh! Award for Excellence in Obviousness!
Seriously, we should honor this Great Cheater’s willingness to come clean so quickly. All it took was home run records, millions of dollars, stonewalling Congress, and, most importantly, another job offer.
Guzzo The Concheatian
January 10, 2010
A wise investor recommends Get Rich Cheating.
The Cheater Says: My dream is that, some day, the “contrarians” will be the ones who don’t cheat. Thanks, Cheat-o.
Shhhh, Don’t Say A Word…
January 7, 2010
“Geithner’s New York Fed Told AIG to Limit Swaps Disclosure”
The Cheater Says: Loose lips sink ships, but secret, stolen, taxpayer money can buy your mistress collagen lips to be used as flotation devices. (Thanks to Aaron Task for the tip/advice).
