Insider from ’98 Bailouts Says the System Isn’t Better
The Cheater Says: Duh. Long-Term Capital begat Enron begat Countrywide begat Goldman, Merrill, & AIG begat… you?
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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Don’t Know History? Doomed to Re-Cheat It
March 2, 2010
Greece Collapse/Profiteering is Like Enron
The Cheater Says: You see, people? The lessons of cheating are eternal. Learn them now.
Cheating Wives for Lehman Brothers
March 1, 2010
Book Details Spending of Wives of Lehman
The Cheater Says: Yes, ladies – and nowadays, fellas, too – you can always just marry into money. But, you know what they say, “Marry a rich man, you pay for it the rest of your life.” Or, wait, that’s not it. It’s, “Money kicks a$$.”
Wall Cheat Bonus Bump
February 26, 2010
The Cheater Says: Not good enough, people. Re-read the book and go make some real money. 17%? Pffft, I cheat that much in the shower.
Seriously, get on it. Ronald Reagan said it was Morning In America. Guess, what? It’s now Late Afternoon in America. Hurry up and get rich cheating, before the money trains stop running.
Home Is Where The Cheat Is
February 24, 2010
Mortgage Rescue Schemes On The Rise
The Cheater Says: Hmmm. More people taking advantage of those hurt by the housing market crash. A rise in the supply of false help for those hurt by a false rise in demand. I’ll re-word this several times over the next few days, or maybe make a graph. Point it, it’s awe$ome.
We Don’t Accept AmericaExcheat
February 22, 2010
New Rules for Credit Cards Kick In Today
The Cheater Says: Okay, here’s a decent challenge. Read the changes above, and – for our fellow cheaters at the credit card companies – come up with two ways to get around each and at least three ways to cheat more money.
How’s about 3+% foreign transaction fees, raised annual fees for no reason, higher charge to vendors, locusts, hail, slaying of the first born… $ee! It’s fun!
Cheating by his own rules
February 20, 2010
Tiger: “I convinced myself that normal rules didn’t apply.”
The Cheater: Well, they don’t. You’re a cheater and you’re rich. This is why we Get Rich Cheating. The rules don’t apply because, for Great Cheaters like us, there are no rules. There is no spoon.*
* Someone let me know when a Matrix reference dates me. Thanks.
No Apologicheats Necessary
February 19, 2010
Tiger Woods Talks:
The Cheater Says: Nice! The first step on the road to future cheating is to apologize for the past cheating everyone knows about. A few more tears, a touch more Oprah, and El Tigre will be well on his way to the A-Rod, Pettitte, Swaggart, Blackwater, Don Imus realm of second acts and land of cheatportunity. Fore!
Informercially Cheat
February 17, 2010
Kevin Trudeau – of several infomercials – sentenced to jail.
The Cheater Says: Another phony competitor selling unproven techniques for improving lives. Not like me. “Get Rich Cheating” works. I guarantee it!*
* Not a guarantee.