The Iranian election may have sorta, kinda, been a little suspicious.
The Cheater Says: Good! We’ve finally convinced the Middle East to adopt Western traditions. Now, Mr. I’m-a-dinner-jacket, go get yourself some hard “earned” money.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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Ahmadinecheat
June 16, 2009
Cheats On Pages Review
June 15, 2009
“A really funny, and really sarcastic, tutorial on how to make money the easy way: illegally! Throughout the book he uses real life examples of cheaters making a lot of money. It is very witty and very biting… If you want a book you can just relax and read to laugh every once in a while, this would be a good one for you.”
– Letters On Pages
The Cheater Says: Sarcastic? I wasn’t being sarcastic. And don’t read it just to “relax” and “laugh,” read it to get rich! Geesh, some people totally missed the point.
The Scam From Uncle
June 12, 2009
Senators who opposed tobacco bill received top dollar from industry.
The Cheater Says: Duh. That’s democracy. As our Founding Fathers intended (at least those who represent real power).
Cheat-house Review
June 11, 2009
“Kreisler is a kind of catcher in the rye for evildoers – using a “You can do it, too!” satirical premise to document the misdeeds of endless fat cats, crooked pols, spoiled athletes, and celebutards before they go over the cliff and out of public notice forever” – Penthouse Magazine
The Cheater Says: Read it for the articles.
Cheat You Very Much
Thank you to everyone who came to the book party last night. Your support means everything. Onward.
The Cheater Says: Stay sleazy.
Cheat Party Tonight NYC
June 10, 2009
The Cheater Says: Come celebrate the release of Harper Collins’ new book, “Jeff Kreisler’s Get Rich Cheating.”
Caroline’s on Broadway
1626 Broadway NYC 10019
Wednesday, June 10th
6-7 pm Wine & Hors d’oeuvres Reception. You must RSVP by noon today to events@GetRichCheating.com
7-9 pm Comedy Show. With Jeff Kreisler and Friends. $18 plus two drinks if you buy at the door. BUT, if you call the club at 212.757.4100 to make a reservation with the word “CHEAT” (clever, huh?), it’s just a $7 admission. So do that, cheater.
“Just by reading this book you’ll earn an asterisk next to your name. You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank, assuming other cheaters haven’t forced it into bankruptcy yet” – Rachel Maddow (MSNBC)
“A very funny book with a very timely message” – Terry Jones (Monty Python)
“This is THE book to read in the unemployment line.” – Lizz Winstead (Co-creator of The Daily Show)
“A brilliant and brilliantly sustained satirical broadside. On just about every page, you’ll find a pithy, pointed barb worthy of the late great George Carlin” – Tony Hendra (National Lampoon, Father Joe)
“Laugh out loud – roaring!” – CNBC.com Bullish On Books
“I loooove Get Rich Cheating. When do I get my kickback?… A great airport / summer vacation read.” – The Serious Comedy Site
“Is Get Rich Cheating – The Crooked Path to Easy Street by Jeff Kreisler a humor book, prescient, or a Wall Street / Washington user’s manual? It is all three… Kreisler is that funny.” – The Reviews Page
p.s. Upcoming: Philadelphia June 17, Boston June 22, Portsmouth June 23, Western Mass June 25, Washington DC July 8. More info here.
Cheat Room Live
June 9, 2009
The Cheater Says: Well done showbiz types. Exploiting my “fame” to promote their show so they can profit. Nicely done.
See the whole interview here.
Da Bears! Da Cheats!
Ex-Chicago Bear Sentenced to Probation for Fraud.
The Cheater Says: Three important lessons in this great scheme:
– Sports isn’t just for steroids, kids. Think outside the box of needles.
– Probation does not = jail. Probation = slap on the wrist, while said wrist is counting money.
– He helped a friend get a $1.5 million minority contract for schools. Exploiting government bureaucracy, racial divides, and needy children!? That’s a triple cheat score!
My Fellow Cheat-uates
June 8, 2009
Centerburg, OH canceled their entire graduation because about 50 seniors cheated.
The Cheater Quotes Whitney: “I believe the children are our future. Cheat them well and let them cheat the way. Cheat them all the cheating they can cheat inside!”
Seriously, how great is this? Kids cheating to get diplomas that might help them join the ranks of the working cheat… learning the techniques and subtleties of cheating… and taking out their non-cheating classmates/competition who foolishly worked hard, studied, and did the “right” thing.
Congrats non-Grads! Welcome to the Get Rich Cheating money train. Destination: You.
Truth Cheat dot com
June 4, 2009
The folks at Webby-Award-Winning (Best Political Blog, People’s Choice) TruthDig.com are running excerpts from “Get Rich Cheating” (every Tuesday) and the “Get Rich Cheating” Infomerical.
The Cheater Says: Fools! Little do they know how powerful they’ll make me… then I will destroy them all!