Da Bears! Da Cheats!

Ex-Chicago Bear Sentenced to Probation for Fraud.

The Cheater Says: Three important lessons in this great scheme:
– Sports isn’t just for steroids, kids. Think outside the box of needles.
– Probation does not = jail. Probation = slap on the wrist, while said wrist is counting money.
– He helped a friend get a $1.5 million minority contract for schools. Exploiting government bureaucracy, racial divides, and needy children!? That’s a triple cheat score!