“Private Banker Moved Funds Undetected”
The Cheater Says: Cheating: So easy, even someone from Sanford’s mistress’ home country can do it.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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Madoff Sentenced
June 29, 2009
For running a massive Ponzi scheme, Bernie Madoff got 150 years in prison, though he told investors it was 175 years… and they each told two investors it was 190 years… and so on and so on and so on…
Are we sure he’s really going to prison? The man stole $60 billion… are you telling me he can’t afford a clone?
At least he kept his pleas for mercy sane. When the CEO of Brocade Communications was sentenced for a backdated option scandal – you know, changing the date of something in the past, time travel, using a Delorean, 1.21 gigawatts, and Michael J. Fox – he said, “I’m sorry. There is much that I regret, and if I could turn back the clock, I would.” Um. Isn’t that what got him into this situation in the first place? That’s like Jeffrey Dahmer telling a judge, “I’m sorry. There’s much that I regret, and if I could just kidnap and eat all my mistakes, I would.”
‘Till Cheat Do Us Part
June 26, 2009
Representative John Conyer’s wife pleads guilty to bribery
The Cheater Says: Your husband has tried to investigate and stop cheating (in Ohio, Karl Rove, and elsewhere). Cheating doesn’t like that. Cheating will protect itself. Don’t mess with Cheating.
The Cheat Note
June 25, 2009
“One can easily envision Jeff Kreisler as a guest on The Colbert Report, sharing a volley of sarcastic banter with the conservative political pundit caricature extraordinaire. Why? He’s funny, he has mad political criticism skills and, as his new book, Get Rich Cheating: The Crooked Path to Easy Street, reveals, he’s shrewdly corrupt – well, sort of.”
The Cheater Says: Sort of? Sort of? No, I am shrewdly corrupt. Read more of this hippie liberal blathering on TheQNote.com.
Revisiting Bernie
June 24, 2009
With Bernie’s sentencing approaching, the memories are flooding back. Here’s a short vid that The Cheater made this winter. Enjoy.
Jailhouse Cheat
June 23, 2009
Bernie Madoff will be sentenced on June 29
The Cheater Says: Or will he? Guy stole $60 billion… you telling me he can’t afford a clone?
Cheat Yourself Out of Debt
June 22, 2009
Sarah Palin’s Legal Debt is Over $500,000
The Cheater Says: Lots of ways out of this. Write a book. Sell back some clothes. Go on a fundraising junket. Done all that? Okay, file for bankruptcy. Northwest Airlines did it the day before they had to pay a $65 million debt to their pension… so why can’t you?
I believe the cheaters are our future…
June 19, 2009
Kids See Hi-Tech Cheating as O.K.
The Cheater says: … cheat them well, and let them cheat the cheat. Cheat them all the cheating they possess insiiiiiiide.
It’s Raining Cheats, Hallelujah!
June 17, 2009
Sammy Sosa tested positive for steroids in 2003.
The Cheater Says: Remember that Congressional testimony in 2005? You know, when he said he couldn’t speak English, then swore he never took ‘roids?
Standard cheating stuff: Cross your heart, hope to die, stick a needle in your butt.
Nevada Senator admits having an affair.
The Cheater Says: While adultery generally doesn’t lead to wealth (it usually costs you half), the fact that this Great Cheater rose to prominence – nee, Chair of the Republican Policy Committee – by bashing on Larry Craig’s sexual escapades, shows, again, that hypocrisy is an easy way to Get Rich Cheating.
BA ask staff to work a month without pay.
The Cheater Says: Got rumors of a struggling industry and an impossible job market? Yes? Well, go ahead and exploit your employees! What are they gonna do, get another job?