Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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City of Miami Covers 3/4 of Cost for New Marlins Stadium
The Cheater Says: So, you want to give us hundreds of millions to build a stadium, but we get to keep all the income? In a housing-driven recession? In Florida? Hey bankers! I found the new bubble! Come on!
Bread and circuses, baby.
Congress May Force Bank of America to Testify
The Cheater Says: Hearing tips for a Great Cheater;
– Don’t get sworn in
– Plead The Fifth
– Wear a flag pin
– Have your wife (or a sympathetic actress playing the same) sit behind you.
– Your kids, too (if they’re cute, in a wheelchair, or have the whooping cough)
– Start answers with “Senator, I love freedom”
– Do not, under any circumstances, be a minority, a woman, or gawd forbid both.
Highlights of Financial Crisis internal emails
The Cheater Says: First of all, these aren’t even the best of ’em (those are in my bestselling how-to book). Second, these are awesome! It’s just too bad you can’t shred emails like you can everything else (union contracts, bribes, 401ks…).
Tea Party photo completely fake
The Cheater Says: Truth should never get in the way of a cheating agenda. Remember, aspiring cheats: People Are Dumb (and somebody somewhere believes this is an Adobe Photoshop conspiracy).
Judge Rejects Settlement Over Merrill Bonuses
The Cheater Says: (My favorite line) “It is quite something else for the very management that is accused of having lied to its shareholders to determine how much of those victims’ money should be used to make the case against the management go away” – Now that is some great cheating.
Thanks to JG for the tip
Jeff Kreisler’s Get Rich Cheating at the DC Arts Center, Wed. Sept. 30, 7:30 pm
Bill Hicks Spirit Award winner and bestselling author Jeff Kreisler proves that, in these times, there’s only one proven path to ridiculous amounts of money: Cheating.
Here is a Facebook event page.
Here is a Press Release.
Here are advance tickets (recc’d) on Brown Paper Tickets.
Here are three images (Headshot, Laughing, Book Cover)
The Cheater Says: Come get rich in the cheating heart of the capitol.
Wall Street thrives without reform, a year after collapse
The Cheater Says: … the more they stay the cheat. Raise your hand if you thought there’d be substantive reform. Keep your hand way up in the air… while I reach into your pocket. Thanks!
Credit Card Companies Get Around Reform
The Cheater Says: That guy from that movie was right: Plastics.
Taxpayers Foot Cheaters Legal Defense Bills
The Cheater Says: The gov’ment made ’em, the gov’ment paid ’em, the gov’ment bailed ’em out, and the gov’ment paid for them to claim they didn’t cheat… even though they did. Nice. Never stop milking it.
Thanks to alibeamish for the tip!
Wall Street will securitize life insurance policies.
The Cheater Says: Absolute brilliance! Now bankers can simply hunt and kill to make money.
Granny living a little too long for your 401K? Call Goldman Sachs’ Death Panel today…
More on this soon… Genius!
