Congress May Force Bank of America to Testify
The Cheater Says: Hearing tips for a Great Cheater;
– Don’t get sworn in
– Plead The Fifth
– Wear a flag pin
– Have your wife (or a sympathetic actress playing the same) sit behind you.
– Your kids, too (if they’re cute, in a wheelchair, or have the whooping cough)
– Start answers with “Senator, I love freedom”
– Do not, under any circumstances, be a minority, a woman, or gawd forbid both.
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