GOP Chair Michael Steele Spends Party Money at Bondage Club
The Cheater Says: Great Cheaters know, “Never earn the love of a good woman, when you can buy the love of several mediocre women instead.”
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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The Blind Cheat
March 24, 2010
Sandra Bullock’s Hubby is a “Chronic Cheater”
The Cheater Says: Good for him. Now, how he can turn it into riches – book deal, reality show, prophylactic endorsements – is yet to be $een.
The Cheat dot com?
March 18, 2010
SEC Probes Cramer’s TheStreet.com Finances
The Cheater Says: I used to work there, and I was never suspicious when my 1099 tax forms claimed they paid me twice as much as they actually did. Jealous? Yes. Suspicious? No… I knew what was up. (Hint: making money).
Huffington Cheat reveals our secrets
March 17, 2010
“The Biggest Accounting Scandals of All Time”
The Cheater Says: Can you make the li$t?
The Daily Cheat with Jon Cheatart
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The Cheater Says: Last half of the clip nails one easy way Get Rich Cheating. The Word is spreading!
The IraCheat War Effort
March 15, 2010
“New Fraud Cases Point to Lapses in Iraq Projects”
The Cheater Says: War! Uhn! What is it good for? Ab$olutely nothing… (where “nothing” means “stealing millions via government contracts, casinos, duffel bags, and plastic surgery”).
If At First You Don’t SucCheat…
Bribe the Wife of a Supreme Court Justice
The Cheater Says: Just put your opinion on a Coke can.
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Cheating
March 10, 2010
“Trade Commission, Citing Deception, Sues Seven Job Placement Firms”
The Cheater Says: Unscrupulous companies preying on the fears of the unemployed? Awe$ome!
Next thing you know, Payday Loans will get an exemption from Senate financial regulation. What? They are?! $weet!
Lindsay Cheathan
March 9, 2010
Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade for $100 Million
The Cheater Says: The suit is over the company’s Super Bowl commercial when a talking baby named Lindsay is a boyfriend stealing “milkaholic.” Ms. Lohan claims it was modeled after her and that… hold it… she’s got the same one-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.
Go on, gather yourself.
Ya see people, while such outrageous claims may make a $100 lawsuit frivolous (is the name “Lindsay” or “Li-lo” or “Past-Prime” or “Sign-of-Apocalypse”?), they’re probably worth about a $5 million settlement. Got Rich Cheating.
Shuffle Up and Cheat!
March 8, 2010
The Online Poker Cheating System
The Cheater Says: Straightforward and effective. I’m sure if you send him $49.95 your world will change. No, really, it will. $49.95. Why wouldn’t you trust a guy that uses a Unabomber-ish image and all caps?