“Greenspan Wanted Housing-Bubble Dissent Kept Secret”
The Cheater Says: Good for Golum! Preventing dissent and discussion and reason is the only way to protect his Precious.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
Got a cheating story? Send it in!
New York Cheat Festival
April 29, 2010
“Get Rich Cheating Live” was just accepted into the prestigious New York International Fringe Festival.
The Cheater Says: August 2010, all you laid-off bankers, come learn how to get back on your feet (using the feet of all the suckers, schmucks, & taxpayers).
ExxonMoCheat
The Cheater Says: Nice move. Classic “Distract & Destroy.” While everyone’s looking at Goldman, slip a few billion into your offshore subsidiaries… Thanks, in part, to a few billion in offshore subsidies. Hey, those oil spills aren’t going to clean themselve$.
This Week In Cheating: Goldman Testifies
April 26, 2010
As Goldman Sachs prepares to testify before Congress, The Cheater offers a few proven tricks…
Previous Goldman Sachs advice here.
Sarah Cheatin’
How Sarah Palin Turned Nothing Into Million$
The Cheater Says: If being a beauty pageant runner-up, picked from obscurity by a creepy old man, then abandoning a powerful – but low-paying – job to exploit millions with speaker fees, book sales, and TV deals isn’t Getting Rich Cheating… then I don’t know what i$. Run, $arah, Run!
General Tsao’s Cheating
April 24, 2010
A Chinese publisher has made an offer to translate and publish “Get Rich Cheating” in China.
The Cheater Says: Will I sell out our national secrets, enabling The People’s Republic to gain wealth beyond reason, threatening our security, and surely condemning America to economic subservience? Just for money? Waddayouthink?
(Hint: Ye$).
They’re Real, and They’re SpectacuCheat
April 22, 2010
WellPoint uses computer program to eliminate coverage for women with breast cancer risk
The Cheater Says: Damn right! We gotta squeeze every penny out of the sick and powerless before this damn Obamacare prevents such creative cheating. You go, girl! (… right into uncovered intensive care).
The Spin Begins
Goldman’s Chief Says The Case “Hurts America”
The Cheater Says: Patriotism is the last refuge of the damned… and the first stop of a Great Cheater. Glad you’re finally taking my advice, ye of “God’s Work.”
Dear Goldman Sachs (Part 2): Spin, Baby, Spin
April 21, 2010
Spin this thing, Goldman, just like Great Cheaters Nixon (“When the president does it, that means it’s not illegal”), Belichick (“I misinterpreted the rules”) and Eve (“The snake made me do it”).
You weren’t “Lying bastards who profited from a secretive and unregulated market,” you were “Hedging your investments.”
The Cheater Says: Just some friendly advice to Stay Rich Cheating.
More to come and more here on AOL News.