Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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“Landis admits doping, accuses Lance”
Goldman/Lobbyist Revolving Door
“Campus ensnared by ‘life of deception'”
“Citing Affair, Republican Gives Up Seat”
“Inspectors Find Fraud At Centers For Children”
“Whistle-Blowers Become an Investment Option for Funds”
The Cheater Says: I love this time of year, when the cheater’s bloom. Cycling, lobbying, political sex, exploiting children, and, of course, high-end payday loans. Onward, Great Cheaters, to victory!
Jail Reduces Allen Stanford Reduced to a Shell of Himself
The Cheater Says: Or… maybe, just maybe, that’s not him in jail. Hmmm? He cheated billions… don’t think he could afford a clone? Am I right, Bernie, Kenny-Boy, et al?
Steroid Doctor Charged, Linked to More NFL, MLB, and PGA Playas (i.e. Tiger)
The Cheater Says: Nothing to see here. Move along. No reason to question everything you’ve ever believed. Just keep buying tickets. All is well. Keep it moving.
Minnesota’s Madoff & MInnesota’s Guy-Who-Cheated-A-Whole-Lot
The Cheater Says: Not only does the state have those guys and Michelle Bachmann, but next Monday they’ll have me, speaking to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, teaching those pencil pushers how a few “accidental errors” can generate a few million buck$.
“Companies Dodge $60 Billion in Taxes Even Tea Party Condemns”
The Cheater Says: Yes, yes, Tea Party, “condemn” us. Then keep protesting against policies which hurt us so we can keep on cheating. Thank you and you’re welcome.
The Gub’m’nt Doesn’t Regulate Big Bidness
The Cheater Says: So drill, spill, cash out, and chill…
“Phillies Are Accused of Stealing Signs Illegally”
The Cheater Says: We already know the Flyers cheat, so why not join the club? Get 2 World Series trips, increase luxury box prices, higher TV revenue, players for 100s of million$… It’s a cheat-win-win-win!
p.s. Best part is the byline of the article: Mike Schmidt.
“BP Was Aware Of Cheating On Blowout Preventer Tests”
The Cheater Says: Good for them, cheating to save costs, make money, and oil up some birds.
