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Incompecheat to stand trial

January 27, 2011

Judge: Sir Allen Stanford Incompetent To Stand Trial

The Cheater Says
: Take note, aspiring cheaters. After you concoct a Ponzi scheme that makes you billions and gets you deified in Antigua, and you’re caught, and deny everything, blame others, attack the law, and plead the Fifth… never hurts to act wacko & plead insanity. Think of all the comfy padded rooms & free pea soup!


Filed under: News — @ 4:33 pm



The George W. Cheat Administration?

January 26, 2011

The last guy’s White House crossed some lines

The Cheater Says: Well, yeah. Duh. The NY Post & I told you that years ago…


Filed under: News — @ 1:29 pm



$undance Film Fe$tival

January 25, 2011

The Cheater is at The Sundance Film Festival

The Cheater says: Hollywood in the snow. Cheaters on shaky footing. Looks like I’ll be scamming some scamsters this week. Look for “Get Rich Cheating” on the big screen soon (or, at least for it to get $10 million in funding which “accidentally” disappears).


Filed under: News — @ 3:50 pm



Zoot $uit Riot

January 24, 2011

Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac make taxpayers foot their legal bills.

The Cheater Says
: So, let me get this straight… after recording a swing album, these brothers-from-another-mother (but the same Uncle Sam), take a little under-the-table palm-grease so financial behemoths can release lava from Mount Vesuvious… Then, when the ashy villagers sue for damages, they make those toasty citizens pay Fannie-Freddie’s legal bill? Wow. That is awe$ome. Play that cheatin’ mu$ic, white boys…


Filed under: News — @ 11:45 pm



TWIC: Thanks for the publicity, $uckers

January 21, 2011

This Week In Cheating: The Cheater fools some hippies into giving him national TV air time.


More GRITtv

The Cheater Says: Ha haaaaa! Yes, yes… Pretend to be a lefty just to spread word about the cheating method and soon all the world will be mine. Mine, I tell$ you, MINE!


Filed under: Video — @ 10:00 am



Somebody Told WikiCheats About You

January 18, 2011

Ex-Banker Gives Data on Tax Evasion to Wikileaks

The Cheater Says: Don’t worry about it, cheaters, just do some not-at-all-guilt-ridden prep like Bank of America did. Remember, you can’t spell “making millions by cheating on your taxes” without “cheating on your taxes.”


Filed under: Advice,News — @ 9:38 am



Lawsuit Loans – Cheat Those Being Cheated

January 17, 2011

Companies like LawCash get upwards of 100% interest on loans to those expecting legal settlements

The Cheater Says: These companies aren’t regulated since they’re not “lenders” – hooray for loopholes – and get to prey not just upon the desperate and needy, but upon the desperate and needy who’ve already been preyed upon! Kudo$!


Filed under: News — @ 8:44 am



This Week In Cheating: Tom DeLay Sentenced

January 14, 2011

Oh power, will you ever stop being so hot?


Filed under: News,Video — @ 1:48 pm



One Page In Cheating

January 12, 2011

The three stories on page B3 of today’s New York Times:

Goldman Sachs Vows to Be More Open About Its Business
The Cheater Says: Yes, more open… “Please come look at what we’re doing, just lean a little bit further over that hole, a little further, don’t worry about the vampire squid in there, just lean a little further…”**

Chief of Barclays Urges and End of Criticism of Banking Industry
The Cheater Says: Yes, in other self-serving proclamations in for the good of everyone: Sarah Palin urges an end to criticism of those who’ll do and say anything for power, the Grim Reaper urges an end to criticism of Death, and Pooh urges an end of criticism of pantless honey addicts.

Schwab to Pay $119 Million to Settle Bond Fund Case
The Cheater Says: If they settled for $119 million, imagine how much they really cheated!

** A reference to “The Cask of Amontillado” would have been acceptable, but The Cheater doesn’t want to seem too elitist.


Filed under: News — @ 1:18 pm



Gamblers with a Global Cheat

January 10, 2011

Match fixing bettors influenced games around the world.

The Cheater Says: Overseas, what they call “football” we call “soccer,” and what they call “cheating” we call “great.”


Filed under: News — @ 7:57 am



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