Judge: Sir Allen Stanford Incompetent To Stand Trial
The Cheater Says: Take note, aspiring cheaters. After you concoct a Ponzi scheme that makes you billions and gets you deified in Antigua, and you’re caught, and deny everything, blame others, attack the law, and plead the Fifth… never hurts to act wacko & plead insanity. Think of all the comfy padded rooms & free pea soup!
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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Incompecheat to stand trial
January 27, 2011
The George W. Cheat Administration?
January 26, 2011
The last guy’s White House crossed some lines
The Cheater Says: Well, yeah. Duh. The NY Post & I told you that years ago…
$undance Film Fe$tival
January 25, 2011
The Cheater is at The Sundance Film Festival
The Cheater says: Hollywood in the snow. Cheaters on shaky footing. Looks like I’ll be scamming some scamsters this week. Look for “Get Rich Cheating” on the big screen soon (or, at least for it to get $10 million in funding which “accidentally” disappears).
Zoot $uit Riot
January 24, 2011
Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac make taxpayers foot their legal bills.
The Cheater Says: So, let me get this straight… after recording a swing album, these brothers-from-another-mother (but the same Uncle Sam), take a little under-the-table palm-grease so financial behemoths can release lava from Mount Vesuvious… Then, when the ashy villagers sue for damages, they make those toasty citizens pay Fannie-Freddie’s legal bill? Wow. That is awe$ome. Play that cheatin’ mu$ic, white boys…
TWIC: Thanks for the publicity, $uckers
January 21, 2011
This Week In Cheating: The Cheater fools some hippies into giving him national TV air time.
The Cheater Says: Ha haaaaa! Yes, yes… Pretend to be a lefty just to spread word about the cheating method and soon all the world will be mine. Mine, I tell$ you, MINE!
Somebody Told WikiCheats About You
January 18, 2011
Ex-Banker Gives Data on Tax Evasion to Wikileaks
The Cheater Says: Don’t worry about it, cheaters, just do some not-at-all-guilt-ridden prep like Bank of America did. Remember, you can’t spell “making millions by cheating on your taxes” without “cheating on your taxes.”
Lawsuit Loans – Cheat Those Being Cheated
January 17, 2011
Companies like LawCash get upwards of 100% interest on loans to those expecting legal settlements
The Cheater Says: These companies aren’t regulated since they’re not “lenders” – hooray for loopholes – and get to prey not just upon the desperate and needy, but upon the desperate and needy who’ve already been preyed upon! Kudo$!
This Week In Cheating: Tom DeLay Sentenced
January 14, 2011
Oh power, will you ever stop being so hot?
Gamblers with a Global Cheat
January 10, 2011
Match fixing bettors influenced games around the world.
The Cheater Says: Overseas, what they call “football” we call “soccer,” and what they call “cheating” we call “great.”