The three stories on page B3 of today’s New York Times:
Goldman Sachs Vows to Be More Open About Its Business
The Cheater Says: Yes, more open… “Please come look at what we’re doing, just lean a little bit further over that hole, a little further, don’t worry about the vampire squid in there, just lean a little further…”**
Chief of Barclays Urges and End of Criticism of Banking Industry
The Cheater Says: Yes, in other self-serving proclamations in for the good of everyone: Sarah Palin urges an end to criticism of those who’ll do and say anything for power, the Grim Reaper urges an end to criticism of Death, and Pooh urges an end of criticism of pantless honey addicts.
Schwab to Pay $119 Million to Settle Bond Fund Case
The Cheater Says: If they settled for $119 million, imagine how much they really cheated!
** A reference to “The Cask of Amontillado” would have been acceptable, but The Cheater doesn’t want to seem too elitist.
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