The Cheater Says: The fab new publication, The Final Edition, has listed some of my heroes. See who is “a later-stage Gollum,” who is “The Silver Surfer of Financial Catastrophe,” and who is simply just awesome.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
Got a cheating story? Send it in!
Happy AnniversaCheat
Get Rich Cheating was published two years ago today.
The Cheater Says: How rich are you? You’re welcome.
Another One Bites The Du$t
May 12, 2011
Jury Convicts Galleon Head of Insider Trading
The Cheater Says: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj!!!
To the tune of:
Breathe, everyone, breathe. It’s going to be okay. He must’ve skipped the chapter about bribing juries, but he’ll still get off with a minor slap on the wrist. To learn how, and what it all means, come to tonight’s seminar.
NYC: Learn to Get Rich Cheating Thursday Night
May 11, 2011
The Cheater Says: I give to you the gift of another cheating seminar, this time with a special guest, Aaron Task, host of Daily Ticker on Yahoo! Finance.
Thursday May 12, 2011, 9:30 pm
The Pit NYC
FB info, Pit info
Stephen-Colbert-meets-Tony-Robbins in this satirical wealth-building seminar using real cheating for financial advice. Everyone’s cheating: Why not you?
“Delectable” – New York Times
“You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank” – Rachel Maddow
“Hilarious” – Chicago Tribune
“A Michael Moore-esque rallying cry” – Time Out NY
“Very funny, very timely” – Terry Jones (of Monty Python)
http://GetRichCheating.com/show.html
The Hand of Cheat
FIFA Officials Accused of Bribery for ’18, ’22 World Cup
The Cheater Says: Finally! Soccer (or as it’s known overseas, “tribalism”), is usually so boring: Low scores, riots, WAGs (Whores And Gold-diggers). Gimme some old fashioned American multi-million dollar payouts, and I’ll give you some old fashioned American ADD for a couple weeks every four years. Deal? Deal.
Now gimme more Pippa photos or I’ll boycott Harry Potter.
We’re Back, Baby!
May 6, 2011
CEO Pay Now Exceeds Pre-Recession Levels
The Cheater Says: Lai$$ez Le$ Bon$ Temp$ Roulez… encore!
Disastertunity!
May 4, 2011
Looters, flimflam men plague tornado-torn South
The Cheater Says: “Flimflam men?” Sorry, “Yahoo” “!” “news”… we prefer “Cheaters.”
Flimflam men?
Heroe$
April 20, 2011
Bloomberg Lists History’s Greatest Financial Scandals
The Cheater Says: Read ’em and reap… reap the lessons, reap the rewards, reap the keys to getting rich cheating.
More Good New$
CEOs Earn 343 Times Regular Workers
The Cheater Says: So much cheating in the news recently (we’ll catch up soon), but let us never forget: It’s good to be The Cheat
$pecial $eminar Tonight
April 15, 2011
Tax days looms. Tonight, learn to cheat The Man… as well as The Woman… and The Child… and whoever else gets in your way.
Get Rich Cheating Live
8pm. Mile Square Theatre.
Hoboken, New Jersey.
The Cheater Says: Don’t be afraid to live your dream$