The Hand of Cheat

FIFA Officials Accused of Bribery for ’18, ’22 World Cup

The Cheater Says: Finally! Soccer (or as it’s known overseas, “tribalism”), is usually so boring: Low scores, riots, WAGs (Whores And Gold-diggers). Gimme some old fashioned American multi-million dollar payouts, and I’ll give you some old fashioned American ADD for a couple weeks every four years. Deal? Deal.
Now gimme more Pippa photos or I’ll boycott Harry Potter.