Have a Koch and a $mile

October 3, 2011

Koch Brothers Flout Law With Secret Iran Sales

The Cheater Says: Power to the people! The people who are sons of Mrs. Koch.

Filed under: News — @ 7:58 am

Know When to Hold ’em, Know When to Cheat ’em

September 20, 2011

US Says Online Poker Is a Giant Ponzi Scheme

The Cheater Says: So, if I get 4 aces, does that mean Rick Perry pays my social security? Yes? Good. I’m all in.

Filed under: News — @ 4:29 pm

The Buffett Rule: Made to be broken

September 19, 2011

Obama Proposes to Raise Taxes on Millionaires

The Cheater Says: Yawn. Don’t worry my cheaters, we’ll just enlist the legal experts from the offshore loophole industry. You can’t spell “saving millions by cheating on your taxes” without “cheating on your taxes.”

Filed under: News — @ 2:09 pm

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Ratigan Rats Again

September 15, 2011

Wednesday on MSNBC, Dylan Ratigan tries to explain Tuesday:

The Cheater Says: People. Are. Dumb.

Filed under: Video — @ 1:54 pm

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Just a fle$h wound

Rogue Trader Loses Mere $2 Billion

The Cheater Says: Well, not like he’s going to have to pay it back. That’ll be for the rest of the rubes. And, hey, at least he tried to cheat a massive fortune. What have you done to make a difference in the world?

Filed under: News — @ 9:06 am

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Ambushed by the Gotchya Media!!

September 14, 2011

On yesterday’s Dylan Ratigan Show:

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

The Cheater Says: Luckily, I set him straight at my seminar later that night. Soon he’ll again be using his power for good (read: making money). Bwahahahahaaaaa!

Filed under: Shows,Video — @ 9:52 am

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Special Seminar with Dylan Ratigan

September 7, 2011

Fresh on the heels of his anti-corrupt-politicians rant that shook MSNBC, Dylan Ratigan (MSNBC) will appear on Get Rich Cheating to discuss why money is the root of all good.
Tuesday September 13, 2011 at 8pm at The PIT (123 East 24th Street, NYC)
Advanced reservations suggested: 800.838.3006
More info here • Facebook

“Somebody get Jeff Kreisler on ‘The Colbert Report’… As funny and as quotable as anything that appears daily on late-night TV. You are guaranteed a few laugh-out-loud verbal souvenirs” – The New York Times
“You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank” – Rachel Maddow (MSNBC)
“A much needed sucker punch to the greedsters” – Lizz Winstread (co-creator of The Daily Show)
“A Michael Moore-esque rallying cry” – Time Out New York

Filed under: News,Shows — @ 10:28 am

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One Page In Cheating

August 24, 2011

Stories on the front of the NY Times Business Section on August 23, 2011:

“Scramble Begins for Access to Libya’s Oil”
The Cheater Says: War! Uhn! Wha-at is it good for? Foreign Multinationals! I say it again…

“Milken Gift Stirs Dispute At UCLA”
The Cheater Says: You embody securities fraud for one generation, you pay to brainwash the next.

“Report on Blankfein’s Lawyer Shocks Goldman Share Price”
The Cheater Says: The Vampire Squid’s getting religion/a high-powered defense attorney? Sounds like someone wants to Stay Out of Jail Cheating.

“On Food Safety, a Long List but Little Money”
The Cheater Says: Oh no, the regulators can’t afford to Stop Us From Cheating. Looks like the above is easier done than said.

“President of S&P, Its Public Face During US Downgrade, Resigns”
The Cheater Says:To-do list: Get hired, get paid to over-rate mortgage-backed securities, have those securities crumble and send world economy into recession, deflect attention over / investigation into all that goodness by downgrading USA, have that move shake up world a second time, resign with multi-million payout for job well done.
Check, check, checkcheckcheck and check.