BP Claims Line is in action
The Cheater Says: Since this cheater has done so much for themselves, why don’t we do something for ourselves… and to them. Become these people with these claims:
• A blues singer whose life – wife done left me, job won’t pay, dog won’t fetch – actually seems pretty good. No motivation to sing.
• A comedian who really doesn’t think it’s funny any more. Wasted years of comedy training, now going into tragedy. Need money to start at sadness academy.
• The Mayans, for copyright infringement on their whole 2012-the-world-ends thing.
• Mike Brown, GWB’s head of FEMA during Hurricane Katrina. Loss of economic opportunity. Was writing a book, “How I Destroyed New Orleans and the Gulf.” Publisher backing out of deal.
• BP for lost money via the BP Claims Line.
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