“Affluenza”: The new, legally tested excuse for doing whatever you want with all the money you cheat.
We Are Not All in This Together: Uh… duh.
“The Selling of Attention Deficit Disorder”: Hey kids, first one’s free… Kids! Hey! (snap snap). Over here. Put that down, look over here! I said, pay attention! Guh. Just put this in your facehole.
Stories from the yacht of Representative Duke Cunningham: The elected official who sold out the troops for cash. He’s out of jail. Already. Crime does pay.
“Paradise of Untouchable Assets”: Hint: It’s the Cook Islands. Hide your ill-gotten booty there. It’ll “cook” right up… Guh. Just put this in your facehole.
The Cheater Says: Just a few stories from this week. Enjoy your holidays. Before the New Year, please don’t forget to pretend to donate to a charity you own for the tax write-off.
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