Republicans Killing Consumer Watchdog
The Cheater Says: If the Fox guarding the hen house starts acting up… shoot him.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
Got a cheating story? Send it in!
The Sports Guy Gets It
February 2, 2013
Daring to Ask the PED Question
The Cheater Says: I assume the question is “How do I get some?” I’ll give you the answer.
Cheating on TV tonight
January 30, 2013
The Cheater will be on Viewpoint on Current TV tonight at 8pm EST, discussing A-Rod, Ray Lewis, and the Almighty.
The Cheater Says: The Almighty Dollar or the Almighty God? Tune in… (And then come to the show/seminar in Washington DC on Feb 9 to learn more).
If at first you do succeed, cheat, cheat again…
January 12, 2013
The Cheater Says: Medicaid, Medicare… Potato, Potahto… I am just so proud of my former student,* Rick Scott. He personifies the Get Rich Cheating method. Go Rick!
* Do you want to be like Rick? A cheating, powerful, rich, scumbag? Come to my seminar in Washington DC on February 9th and learn how!
Cheat Dump
January 9, 2013
The Cheater Says: A few cheating stories not to ignore. Read, learn, copy & cash out.
Does an Honor Code Make It Too Easy to Cheat? Hint: Ye$
Lenders to Make a $10 Billion Foreclosure Settlement? Pffft. Chump change compared to what they make. To paraphrase a lefty drum circle chant, “Pay a little, cheat a lot.”
Health Insurers Raise Some Rates by Double Digits. Obamacare is coming… To paraphrase my favorite escaped convict, “Get busy cheating, or get busy trying.”
The Cheat Party
January 5, 2013
Memo: Tea Party’s “Grassroots” Backer Is Phony
The Cheater Says: So? Grass, turf, dollars… Green is the color of money, er, many things.
Happy Cheat Year (continued)
December 31, 2012
The Cheater Says: More end of year cheating, in case you mi$$ed it…
HSBC Pays Record Fine for Money Laundering for Mexican Drug Cartels and Middle Eastern Terrorists. An international bank, drugs & terrorism… kinda everything awesome for a measly $1.9 billion slap on the wrist. Write that off, and cheat, cheat, again!
The Cheater Adds: In case you think I’m kidding, HSBC had a “record fine” in 2011, too… Can’t wait to see what they do in 2013!
Deutsche Bank warns that being raided for tax evasion might impact profit. Nothing about changing policies or rethinking ethics, just a drag on profits. My kinda company!
Insider Trading Gets More Daring with Risk vs. Reward Changes. Alt title: “New York Times writer simply cuts ‘n’ pastes from my book.”
Poor people manipulate child literacy regs. Um, the point is not to get “a little less poor” cheating, but to get RICH cheating. Pick up your game, Appalachia, or we’ll send more Governors on hikes there.
Happy Cheat Year!
December 30, 2012
The Cheater Says: A long overdue cheat dump to wring out the old and cha-ching in the new…
Dick Armey gets $8 million to leave Tea Party group. Payoff for duping the people who duped The People? Brilliant!
Florida “Job Czar” gets unemployment bennies for traveling to Europe. What else would you expect from the guy hired by the guy who committed record Medicare fraud? Nothing but the be$t.
Fraud in pre-school. Start ’em young, cheat ’em old.
Dr. Evil works on Wall Street? According to the Times, ye$.
States give companies $80 billion of useless tax breaks. Corporate Welfare? Thank you, Nanny $tate.
Twinkie CEO used company pension for executive pay … because why would the producer of “food” care about “ethics?”
French guru to wealthy gets 8 years for fraud. If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. If you can’t join ’em, cheat ’em.
Maybe Ru$h Was Right
November 27, 2012
“Oxytocin May Play Role In Fidelity By Affecting Distance Committed Men Keep From Attractive Women”
The Cheater Says: Huh, so drugs can stop cheating? Odd. I’ve actually found big pharma to be a good way to make money & their products a good way to make mistakes. To each their own.
Huffpo’ing The System
This is from last month, but the le$$ons are still valid. The Cheater talks to the people about Gaming The System on Huffington Post Live.
The Cheater Says : Watch some not-enough-me highlights here.