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It’s Raining Cheats, Hallelujah!

June 17, 2009

Sammy Sosa tested positive for steroids in 2003.
The Cheater Says: Remember that Congressional testimony in 2005? You know, when he said he couldn’t speak English, then swore he never took ‘roids?
Standard cheating stuff: Cross your heart, hope to die, stick a needle in your butt.

Nevada Senator admits having an affair.
The Cheater Says: While adultery generally doesn’t lead to wealth (it usually costs you half), the fact that this Great Cheater rose to prominence – nee, Chair of the Republican Policy Committee – by bashing on Larry Craig’s sexual escapades, shows, again, that hypocrisy is an easy way to Get Rich Cheating.

BA ask staff to work a month without pay.
The Cheater Says: Got rumors of a struggling industry and an impossible job market? Yes? Well, go ahead and exploit your employees! What are they gonna do, get another job?


Filed under: Advice,News — @ 7:11 am



Ahmadinecheat

June 16, 2009

The Iranian election may have sorta, kinda, been a little suspicious.

The Cheater Says
: Good! We’ve finally convinced the Middle East to adopt Western traditions. Now, Mr. I’m-a-dinner-jacket, go get yourself some hard “earned” money.


Filed under: News — @ 8:45 am



The Scam From Uncle

June 12, 2009

Senators who opposed tobacco bill received top dollar from industry.

The Cheater Says: Duh. That’s democracy. As our Founding Fathers intended (at least those who represent real power).


Filed under: News — @ 9:25 am



Cheat Party Tonight NYC

June 10, 2009

The Cheater Says: Come celebrate the release of Harper Collins’ new book, “Jeff Kreisler’s Get Rich Cheating.”

Caroline’s on Broadway
1626 Broadway NYC 10019
Wednesday, June 10th
6-7 pm Wine & Hors d’oeuvres Reception. You must RSVP by noon today to events@GetRichCheating.com
7-9 pm Comedy Show. With Jeff Kreisler and Friends. $18 plus two drinks if you buy at the door. BUT, if you call the club at 212.757.4100 to make a reservation with the word “CHEAT” (clever, huh?), it’s just a $7 admission. So do that, cheater.

“Just by reading this book you’ll earn an asterisk next to your name. You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank, assuming other cheaters haven’t forced it into bankruptcy yet” – Rachel Maddow (MSNBC)
“A very funny book with a very timely message” – Terry Jones (Monty Python)
“This is THE book to read in the unemployment line.” – Lizz Winstead (Co-creator of The Daily Show)
“A brilliant and brilliantly sustained satirical broadside. On just about every page, you’ll find a pithy, pointed barb worthy of the late great George Carlin” – Tony Hendra (National Lampoon, Father Joe)
“Laugh out loud – roaring!” – CNBC.com Bullish On Books
“I loooove Get Rich Cheating. When do I get my kickback?… A great airport / summer vacation read.” – The Serious Comedy Site
“Is Get Rich Cheating – The Crooked Path to Easy Street by Jeff Kreisler a humor book, prescient, or a Wall Street / Washington user’s manual? It is all three… Kreisler is that funny.” – The Reviews Page

p.s. Upcoming: Philadelphia June 17, Boston June 22, Portsmouth June 23, Western Mass June 25, Washington DC July 8. More info here.


Filed under: News,Shows — @ 6:14 am



Cheat Room Live

June 9, 2009

The Cheater Says: Well done showbiz types. Exploiting my “fame” to promote their show so they can profit. Nicely done.
See the whole interview here.


Filed under: News,Reviews,Video — @ 9:19 pm



Da Bears! Da Cheats!

Ex-Chicago Bear Sentenced to Probation for Fraud.

The Cheater Says
: Three important lessons in this great scheme:
– Sports isn’t just for steroids, kids. Think outside the box of needles.
– Probation does not = jail. Probation = slap on the wrist, while said wrist is counting money.
– He helped a friend get a $1.5 million minority contract for schools. Exploiting government bureaucracy, racial divides, and needy children!? That’s a triple cheat score!


Filed under: Advice,News — @ 10:22 am



My Fellow Cheat-uates

June 8, 2009

Centerburg, OH canceled their entire graduation because about 50 seniors cheated.

The Cheater Quotes Whitney: “I believe the children are our future. Cheat them well and let them cheat the way. Cheat them all the cheating they can cheat inside!”
Seriously, how great is this? Kids cheating to get diplomas that might help them join the ranks of the working cheat… learning the techniques and subtleties of cheating… and taking out their non-cheating classmates/competition who foolishly worked hard, studied, and did the “right” thing.
Congrats non-Grads! Welcome to the Get Rich Cheating money train. Destination: You.


Filed under: News — @ 7:02 am



Truth Cheat dot com

June 4, 2009

The folks at Webby-Award-Winning (Best Political Blog, People’s Choice) TruthDig.com are running excerpts from “Get Rich Cheating” (every Tuesday) and the “Get Rich Cheating” Infomerical.

The Cheater Says: Fools! Little do they know how powerful they’ll make me… then I will destroy them all!


Filed under: News,Reviews — @ 12:06 pm



California Cheating

June 3, 2009

CA’s budget woes may force closure of social programs, summer schools, and youth services.

The Cheater Says: Mmmm, nice. At least three months with no distractions for kids in Los Angeles?
Sounds like a Hollywood scheme to film “Survivor” right outside their door.


Filed under: News — @ 8:30 am



The Games People Cheat

June 1, 2009

A Tennessee Man Cheated Casinos Out of Thousands
The Cheater Says: Aww, those poor, upstanding casinos. Always improving people’s lives. They deserve better.

The Memphis Basketball Program Violated NCAA Rules
The Cheater Says: Hmmm… The team made the NCAA finals, increasing exposure and cachet; The player won NBA Rookie of the Year; The coach got a multi-jillion dollar deal at Kentucky. Looks like everybody got rich cheating.


Filed under: News — @ 4:05 pm



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