The Cheater Says: Not good enough, people. Re-read the book and go make some real money. 17%? Pffft, I cheat that much in the shower.
Seriously, get on it. Ronald Reagan said it was Morning In America. Guess, what? It’s now Late Afternoon in America. Hurry up and get rich cheating, before the money trains stop running.
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Wall Cheat Bonus Bump
February 26, 2010
We Don’t Accept AmericaExcheat
February 22, 2010
New Rules for Credit Cards Kick In Today
The Cheater Says: Okay, here’s a decent challenge. Read the changes above, and – for our fellow cheaters at the credit card companies – come up with two ways to get around each and at least three ways to cheat more money.
How’s about 3+% foreign transaction fees, raised annual fees for no reason, higher charge to vendors, locusts, hail, slaying of the first born… $ee! It’s fun!
Cheating by his own rules
February 20, 2010
Tiger: “I convinced myself that normal rules didn’t apply.”
The Cheater: Well, they don’t. You’re a cheater and you’re rich. This is why we Get Rich Cheating. The rules don’t apply because, for Great Cheaters like us, there are no rules. There is no spoon.*
* Someone let me know when a Matrix reference dates me. Thanks.
No Apologicheats Necessary
February 19, 2010
Tiger Woods Talks:
The Cheater Says: Nice! The first step on the road to future cheating is to apologize for the past cheating everyone knows about. A few more tears, a touch more Oprah, and El Tigre will be well on his way to the A-Rod, Pettitte, Swaggart, Blackwater, Don Imus realm of second acts and land of cheatportunity. Fore!
Informercially Cheat
February 17, 2010
Kevin Trudeau – of several infomercials – sentenced to jail.
The Cheater Says: Another phony competitor selling unproven techniques for improving lives. Not like me. “Get Rich Cheating” works. I guarantee it!*
* Not a guarantee.
Re-Cheat: ECNY Awards
February 16, 2010
“Get Rich Cheating” has been nominated for Best Book by the ECNY Awards, the Oscars of Comedy!
The Cheater Says: We face strong competition, so, in the spirit of cheating, please vote early & often.
ESPN Tuesday Morning Cheaterback
Prominent Member of Media Elite Exploits “Get Rich Cheating” for Personal Gain
The Cheater Says: Nice move, Easterbrook: Recommend the most important book in a generation in hopes of driving traffic to your column, thereby increasing your pay. Extra kudos for your clever use of hiding-it-at-the-very-end-of-the-piece. Very subtle. Very rich.
Cheatwater
February 11, 2010
Blackwater Defrauded Government for Years, Including Charges for Prostitutes
The Cheater Says: Overcharging, taxpayer money, name changes, war, death, overseas action, hidden religious fervor, contractors, exploiting failed systems, and sex? That is some outstanding cheating. We may have a new face to put on Mount Cheatmore!
The Hand of Cheat
February 9, 2010
Sarah Palin Gets Some Help Remembering Who She Is
The Cheater Says: Well, duh.
a. You can only exploit gullible people if you remember what they like to hear. Saying “Energy” and “Tax Cuts” there is like yelling “Yankees Suck” in New England. Lift their spirits, lift your $pirit$.
b. She only made like $100,000 for the appearance. A little more, maybe she would’ve written on both hands. Cheapskates.