Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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SEC Charges Goldman Sachs with Fraud
The Cheater Says: This is going to be awe$ome. Hey, Goldman, I’ve literally got a book full of advice for you, from denials to self-investigation, Congressional hearings, legal defenses, and faking your own death. Hire me as a cheating consultant. It’s a win-win!
p.s. I know what you can afford.
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The Cheater Says: Welcome, new friends. You wanna change your life? Buy the book and come here every day (restarting the daily cheats – news & tips – today)… You’ll cheat and, most importantly, get rich. You’re welcome.
Remember: If there are enough of us cheaters, they won’t be able to catch us all.
The Cheater Says: Just back from Durham, where I spoke to a couple classes of MBAs at the Fuqua SOB (School of Biz). They’ve got bright futures as Great Cheaters. Thanks to Prof. Ariely for allowing me to prove his points / corrupt his kids.
Thursday! I’ll be talking cheating and taxes, live on MSNBC, 4:45pm, on the Dylan Ratigan show.
Thursday Night! Presenting the Get Rich Cheating seminar at Bentley University. They’re not as advanced as Fuqua-ers at Duke, but I’ll help them get there.
GE, ExxonMobile Among Those Poor Corps That Paid ZERO Taxes To The IRS
The Cheater Says: I cede my time to the Gentlewoman from New York…
Leona Helmsley Said: “We Don’t Pay Taxes. Only The Little People Pay Taxes”
The RNC Writes Off Wine as “Office Supplies” and Jewelry as “Meals”
The Cheater Says: Lap dances as “trouser maintenance”? I think I see a way out of Voyuer-gate…
The Cheater Says: Why is this cheat different from all other cheats? Because he got caught.
GOP Chair Michael Steele Spends Party Money at Bondage Club
The Cheater Says: Great Cheaters know, “Never earn the love of a good woman, when you can buy the love of several mediocre women instead.”
Sandra Bullock’s Hubby is a “Chronic Cheater”
The Cheater Says: Good for him. Now, how he can turn it into riches – book deal, reality show, prophylactic endorsements – is yet to be $een.
SEC Probes Cramer’s TheStreet.com Finances
The Cheater Says: I used to work there, and I was never suspicious when my 1099 tax forms claimed they paid me twice as much as they actually did. Jealous? Yes. Suspicious? No… I knew what was up. (Hint: making money).
“The Biggest Accounting Scandals of All Time”
The Cheater Says: Can you make the li$t?
