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So Much Cheating, So Little Time

October 14, 2010

A sports agent paid college athletes. Gasp!

Banks faked documentation to make money off the powerless. Shock!

Republican candidate wants to end public education
. To continue a 30-year tradition of devaluing education so that the electorate remains ignorant and votes against their interest so that elected officials can retain power AND money!

The Cheater Says: I’m just so proud. Stunned speechless by the cheating in so many areas of life. That’s why I’ve been so quiet. So wonderful. Go team!


Filed under: News — @ 8:51 am



Live from New York, it’s…

October 6, 2010

Get Rich Cheating!! Just added to the prestigious New York Comedy Festival lineup

The Cheater Says: Can’t think of a better place for my wealth-building seminar than NYC. Full of cheaters. From Wall Street to the Yankees with a stop midtown at FoxNews. Come learn their secrets.


Filed under: News,Shows — @ 1:05 pm



The Gift That Keeps On Cheating

September 27, 2010

U.S. Gift for Iraqis Offers a Primer on Corruption

The Cheater: You see, friends, don’t restrict your scheming to American soil. In this modern world, you must cheat outside the box.


Filed under: News — @ 6:18 am



Worship The Almighty

September 22, 2010

Vatican Bank Facing Money Laundering Probe

The Cheater Says: Almighty Gawd, Almighty Dollar… No difference. They both buy buy you love, forgiveness, and funny hats.


Filed under: News — @ 6:18 am



Derek Cheater

September 16, 2010

Yankee Great Fakes The Funk

The Cheater Says: Whoopsie, Doctor Perfect got caught cheating… and not even directly for money, sex, nor the affections of Alex “Purple Lips” Rodriguez. Just to help his team win a meaningless game. That’s why he’s so great – always cheating, even when the stakes are low.


Filed under: News — @ 12:01 pm



Tonight: The San Francisco Cheat

September 10, 2010

Aspiring cheaters! Come to one last Get Rich Cheating seminar, tonight, Friday the 10th, 8pm at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley.

Ben Fong-Torres & Mort Sahl have seen the cheating light in the Bay Area already this week. They’re gonna Get Rich Cheating. What about you?

“Somebody get Jeff Kreisler on ‘The Colbert Report’… As funny and as quotable as anything that appears daily on late-night TV. You are guaranteed a few laugh-out-loud verbal souvenirs to try out on your friends” – The New York Times
“Hilarious… He knows how to stick the knife into our guts in the middle of a belly laugh.” – Chicago Tribune
“A Michael Moore-esque rallying cry… A really great performer” – Time Out New York
“Plenty of polished one-liners and wry observations” – Time Out Chicago
“Pitch perfect satire” – Theater Is Easy
“A funny satirical attack on the culture of greed” – NYTheater.com
“You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank” – Rachel Maddow
“Reflections so clever, you wonder why they aren’t present in the political discourse” – Fest Magazine


Filed under: News,Shows — @ 12:21 pm



Tea Pyramid

September 7, 2010

Georgia Man Wants Tea Partiers To Join His ‘Patriotic’ Pyramid Scheme

The Cheater Says: It warms my heart (and fills my wallet) when one of my seminar students does so well. Preying on ignorance, exploiting desperation, getting rich cheating. Sigh. So proud…


Filed under: News — @ 7:34 am



All’s Fair In Love & Cheat

September 1, 2010

The 10 Highest-Paid CEOs Who Laid Off The Most Workers

The Cheater Says: Those weren’t mass layoffs… We were simply lowering the retirement age to “now.”


Filed under: News — @ 9:56 am



We’ve Got A Situacheat

August 23, 2010

‘The Situation’ to Make $5M This Year

The Cheater Says: See? You’re all worried because you have neither talent nor intelligence nor dedication nor morals nor ethics. You don’t need any of that the Get Rich Cheating.


Filed under: News — @ 12:47 pm



Even more seminar reviews

August 19, 2010

“A funny satirical attack on the culture of greed… Kreisler has an amiable stage presence. The material is timely and well-informed… Kreisler brings a standup comic’s sensibility to the role, toying with the audience with a good-natured rib here and there, but always seemingly aiming to please. He’s quick, he’s likeable, and he’s got a good command of the material.” – NYTheatre.com

“Jeff has a formidable intelligence, a robust moral center, and a wicked sense of humor. These combine perfectly to create the ironic social commentary that blazes, nearly undisguised, behind his character’s cherubic grin. Yet at the same time, Get Rich Cheating as a seminar feels disturbingly believable, as if it’s just a hair away from being an actual self-help phenomenon that could be sweeping our helpless nation tomorrow… here is a show that takes a real life truth and translates it through satire, character, and humor.”- AYearOfPlays

The Cheater Says: Heady days. Clemens indicted, Blago acquitted, my seminar reviewed…


Filed under: News,Reviews — @ 2:36 pm



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