Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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The Cheater is at The Sundance Film Festival
The Cheater says: Hollywood in the snow. Cheaters on shaky footing. Looks like I’ll be scamming some scamsters this week. Look for “Get Rich Cheating” on the big screen soon (or, at least for it to get $10 million in funding which “accidentally” disappears).
Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac make taxpayers foot their legal bills.
The Cheater Says: So, let me get this straight… after recording a swing album, these brothers-from-another-mother (but the same Uncle Sam), take a little under-the-table palm-grease so financial behemoths can release lava from Mount Vesuvious… Then, when the ashy villagers sue for damages, they make those toasty citizens pay Fannie-Freddie’s legal bill? Wow. That is awe$ome. Play that cheatin’ mu$ic, white boys…
Ex-Banker Gives Data on Tax Evasion to Wikileaks
The Cheater Says: Don’t worry about it, cheaters, just do some not-at-all-guilt-ridden prep like Bank of America did. Remember, you can’t spell “making millions by cheating on your taxes” without “cheating on your taxes.”
Companies like LawCash get upwards of 100% interest on loans to those expecting legal settlements
The Cheater Says: These companies aren’t regulated since they’re not “lenders” – hooray for loopholes – and get to prey not just upon the desperate and needy, but upon the desperate and needy who’ve already been preyed upon! Kudo$!
Oh power, will you ever stop being so hot?
Match fixing bettors influenced games around the world.
The Cheater Says: Overseas, what they call “football” we call “soccer,” and what they call “cheating” we call “great.”
The two great cheats that cheat great together.
The Cheater Says: On a side note, Digital Sky Technologies, a Russian firm, also invested $50 million. Russian investment in US technology? No reason to fear, right Firefox? No, not that one, the one that makes me feel old.
The Cheater Says: Just because you automatically check your pockets when someone says “I have the car keys of the murderer,” doesn’t mean you killed anyone. Great Cheaters know, when all you do is “wrong,” it’s best to overreact to every vague claim of wrongdoing.
The Cheater’s motto: “Be prepared (to deny everything)”.
p.s. An “ecosystem” of corruption? Sounds like “evolution” talk, which – as anyone who exploits ignorance & fear for financial gain knows – is non$ense.
