Get Rich Cheating was published two years ago today.
The Cheater Says: How rich are you? You’re welcome.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
Got a cheating story? Send it in!
Another One Bites The Du$t
May 12, 2011
Jury Convicts Galleon Head of Insider Trading
The Cheater Says: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj!!!
To the tune of:
Breathe, everyone, breathe. It’s going to be okay. He must’ve skipped the chapter about bribing juries, but he’ll still get off with a minor slap on the wrist. To learn how, and what it all means, come to tonight’s seminar.
NYC: Learn to Get Rich Cheating Thursday Night
May 11, 2011
The Cheater Says: I give to you the gift of another cheating seminar, this time with a special guest, Aaron Task, host of Daily Ticker on Yahoo! Finance.
Thursday May 12, 2011, 9:30 pm
The Pit NYC
FB info, Pit info
Stephen-Colbert-meets-Tony-Robbins in this satirical wealth-building seminar using real cheating for financial advice. Everyone’s cheating: Why not you?
“Delectable” – New York Times
“You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank” – Rachel Maddow
“Hilarious” – Chicago Tribune
“A Michael Moore-esque rallying cry” – Time Out NY
“Very funny, very timely” – Terry Jones (of Monty Python)
http://GetRichCheating.com/show.html
The Hand of Cheat
FIFA Officials Accused of Bribery for ’18, ’22 World Cup
The Cheater Says: Finally! Soccer (or as it’s known overseas, “tribalism”), is usually so boring: Low scores, riots, WAGs (Whores And Gold-diggers). Gimme some old fashioned American multi-million dollar payouts, and I’ll give you some old fashioned American ADD for a couple weeks every four years. Deal? Deal.
Now gimme more Pippa photos or I’ll boycott Harry Potter.
We’re Back, Baby!
May 6, 2011
CEO Pay Now Exceeds Pre-Recession Levels
The Cheater Says: Lai$$ez Le$ Bon$ Temp$ Roulez… encore!
Disastertunity!
May 4, 2011
Looters, flimflam men plague tornado-torn South
The Cheater Says: “Flimflam men?” Sorry, “Yahoo” “!” “news”… we prefer “Cheaters.”
Flimflam men?
Heroe$
April 20, 2011
Bloomberg Lists History’s Greatest Financial Scandals
The Cheater Says: Read ’em and reap… reap the lessons, reap the rewards, reap the keys to getting rich cheating.
More Good New$
CEOs Earn 343 Times Regular Workers
The Cheater Says: So much cheating in the news recently (we’ll catch up soon), but let us never forget: It’s good to be The Cheat
It’s Good To Be The Cheat
March 25, 2011
Corporate Profits At All-Time High
The Cheater Says: The real economy is doing fine. I don’t know what all these “unemployed,” “hard-working” non-corporate “citizens” are complaining about. They could be a rich corporation if they wanted to. It’s easy.