Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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The Cheater was just invited to speak at the Economist’s World in 2011 Conference in New York City.
The Cheater Says: Other speakers – like Bill Clinton, the founder of FourSquare, and the director of MoMa – might be “hotter,” but they won’t make you rich. I will.
The Cheater Says: … and once he’s done making million$ for his college, the SEC, the NCAA, the BCS, the major TV networks and their sponsors, he’ll go make a a bundle for himself in the NFL. It’s a cheating win-win-winwinwin.
Rick Scott Is Florida Governor
The Cheater Says: Recipe for $uccess: A little medicare fraud, a few hundred million dollars, a touch of denial, a sprinkle of ignorance, one serving of incompetent opponent. Set in Florida heat. Wait for state’s abusurdity to absorb. Congrats Mr. Scott! You got rich cheating, got caught cheating, and now got elected cheating! A trifecta of awe$ome! Yum!
A sports agent paid college athletes. Gasp!
Banks faked documentation to make money off the powerless. Shock!
Republican candidate wants to end public education. To continue a 30-year tradition of devaluing education so that the electorate remains ignorant and votes against their interest so that elected officials can retain power AND money!
The Cheater Says: I’m just so proud. Stunned speechless by the cheating in so many areas of life. That’s why I’ve been so quiet. So wonderful. Go team!
Get Rich Cheating!! Just added to the prestigious New York Comedy Festival lineup
The Cheater Says: Can’t think of a better place for my wealth-building seminar than NYC. Full of cheaters. From Wall Street to the Yankees with a stop midtown at FoxNews. Come learn their secrets.
“U.S. Gift for Iraqis Offers a Primer on Corruption”
The Cheater: You see, friends, don’t restrict your scheming to American soil. In this modern world, you must cheat outside the box.
“Vatican Bank Facing Money Laundering Probe”
The Cheater Says: Almighty Gawd, Almighty Dollar… No difference. They both buy buy you love, forgiveness, and funny hats.
The Cheater Says: Whoopsie, Doctor Perfect got caught cheating… and not even directly for money, sex, nor the affections of Alex “Purple Lips” Rodriguez. Just to help his team win a meaningless game. That’s why he’s so great – always cheating, even when the stakes are low.
Aspiring cheaters! Come to one last Get Rich Cheating seminar, tonight, Friday the 10th, 8pm at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley.
Ben Fong-Torres & Mort Sahl have seen the cheating light in the Bay Area already this week. They’re gonna Get Rich Cheating. What about you?
“Somebody get Jeff Kreisler on ‘The Colbert Report’… As funny and as quotable as anything that appears daily on late-night TV. You are guaranteed a few laugh-out-loud verbal souvenirs to try out on your friends” – The New York Times
“Hilarious… He knows how to stick the knife into our guts in the middle of a belly laugh.” – Chicago Tribune
“A Michael Moore-esque rallying cry… A really great performer” – Time Out New York
“Plenty of polished one-liners and wry observations” – Time Out Chicago
“Pitch perfect satire” – Theater Is Easy
“A funny satirical attack on the culture of greed” – NYTheater.com
“You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank” – Rachel Maddow
“Reflections so clever, you wonder why they aren’t present in the political discourse” – Fest Magazine
“Georgia Man Wants Tea Partiers To Join His ‘Patriotic’ Pyramid Scheme”
The Cheater Says: It warms my heart (and fills my wallet) when one of my seminar students does so well. Preying on ignorance, exploiting desperation, getting rich cheating. Sigh. So proud…
