US Says Online Poker Is a Giant Ponzi Scheme
The Cheater Says: So, if I get 4 aces, does that mean Rick Perry pays my social security? Yes? Good. I’m all in.
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Wednesday on MSNBC, Dylan Ratigan tries to explain Tuesday:
The Cheater Says: People. Are. Dumb.
Rogue Trader Loses Mere $2 Billion
The Cheater Says: Well, not like he’s going to have to pay it back. That’ll be for the rest of the rubes. And, hey, at least he tried to cheat a massive fortune. What have you done to make a difference in the world?
On yesterday’s Dylan Ratigan Show:
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The Cheater Says: Luckily, I set him straight at my seminar later that night. Soon he’ll again be using his power for good (read: making money). Bwahahahahaaaaa!