Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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Banks make $38 billion in overdraft fees.
Effort to rein in Wall Street pay hits hurdle (then wall).
The whole thing is rigged.
The Cheater Says: I’m in Scotland, conducting my wealth-building seminars for the people of Edinburgh, but I can still read the news today, oh boy… Go Team Cheat!
The Cheater Says: Traveling to Scotland for a month of wealth-building seminars. Gotta spread the cheating gospel.
Will update daily cheats starting again Friday. In the meantime, for the latest cheating news, just pick up a newspaper.
The Cheater Says: Hear me talk about all the good cheating news, today at 2pm.
“Biting, funny, and sadly, all too true… Only in today’s cynical world could a show like Jeff Kreisler’s Get Rich Cheating (written and performed by Kreisler) strike such a resounding cord with audiences.” – The Epoch Times (about the live Get Rich Cheating seminar).
The Cheater Says: That’s how you manipulate the press into spreading the cheating gospel! Victory will be mine!
Even though he didn’t get the comfy, white collar jail he wanted, at least Bernie Madoff’s accountant is getting a deal.
GM’s Rick Wagoner gets big bucks for ruining the world.
The Cheater Says: Pretty self-explanatory. Cheating is good. (No time for commentary, gotta prep for my first live seminar version of the book tonight).
9/1 – Read all the great reviews here or on the reviews page.
Get Rich Cheating will be performed lived at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Jeff Kreisler’s Get Rich Cheating, The Stand, 4.55pm, 7 – 30 Aug (not 17)
Bill Hicks Spirit Award winning US comedian and bestselling author Jeff Kreisler proves that, in these times, there’s only one proven path to ridiculous amounts of money: Cheating.
Here is a Facebook event page.
Here is a Press Release.
Here is The Stand’s webpage for the show.
Here are three images (Headshot, Laughing, Book Cover)
Here are dates of NYC previews.
The Cheater Says: Give me money to make you laugh, give me more money to buy a book, then tell two friends to do the same… and you’ll get rich!
Thank you to everyone who came to the book party last night. Your support means everything. Onward.
The Cheater Says: Stay sleazy.
The Cheater Says: Come celebrate the release of Harper Collins’ new book, “Jeff Kreisler’s Get Rich Cheating.”
Caroline’s on Broadway
1626 Broadway NYC 10019
Wednesday, June 10th
6-7 pm Wine & Hors d’oeuvres Reception. You must RSVP by noon today to events@GetRichCheating.com
7-9 pm Comedy Show. With Jeff Kreisler and Friends. $18 plus two drinks if you buy at the door. BUT, if you call the club at 212.757.4100 to make a reservation with the word “CHEAT” (clever, huh?), it’s just a $7 admission. So do that, cheater.
“Just by reading this book you’ll earn an asterisk next to your name. You’ll be laughing all the way to the bank, assuming other cheaters haven’t forced it into bankruptcy yet” – Rachel Maddow (MSNBC)
“A very funny book with a very timely message” – Terry Jones (Monty Python)
“This is THE book to read in the unemployment line.” – Lizz Winstead (Co-creator of The Daily Show)
“A brilliant and brilliantly sustained satirical broadside. On just about every page, you’ll find a pithy, pointed barb worthy of the late great George Carlin” – Tony Hendra (National Lampoon, Father Joe)
“Laugh out loud – roaring!” – CNBC.com Bullish On Books
“I loooove Get Rich Cheating. When do I get my kickback?… A great airport / summer vacation read.” – The Serious Comedy Site
“Is Get Rich Cheating – The Crooked Path to Easy Street by Jeff Kreisler a humor book, prescient, or a Wall Street / Washington user’s manual? It is all three… Kreisler is that funny.” – The Reviews Page
p.s. Upcoming: Philadelphia June 17, Boston June 22, Portsmouth June 23, Western Mass June 25, Washington DC July 8. More info here.
The Cheater Says: Ladies, find yourself a good man. Make sure he’s a sorta-desperate creative type. Get a job in casting. Dangle that carrot in front of him forever, but never give him an audition for even the smallest role. That’s good cheating.
Oh, totally unrelated, Kreisler’s woman is the casting associate on the new Greg Mottola film “Adventureland.” Opens tomorrow. Everyone who got a role (this does not include Jeff) is going to be rich and famous.
Please don’t go see it.
