Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade for $100 Million
The Cheater Says: The suit is over the company’s Super Bowl commercial when a talking baby named Lindsay is a boyfriend stealing “milkaholic.” Ms. Lohan claims it was modeled after her and that… hold it… she’s got the same one-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.
Go on, gather yourself.
Ya see people, while such outrageous claims may make a $100 lawsuit frivolous (is the name “Lindsay” or “Li-lo” or “Past-Prime” or “Sign-of-Apocalypse”?), they’re probably worth about a $5 million settlement. Got Rich Cheating.