Rolling Stone Says Occupy Wall Street Is About Cheating
The Cheater Says: Well, yeah, duh. They’re jealou$.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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The Cheat Shall Inherit The MSNBC
October 17, 2011
There’s a new segment on MSNBC:
The Cheater Says: Fools! They cut off the nice plug for my cheating seminar. Vengeance will be mine! (Thursdays, 4pm EST, MSNBC on The Dylan Ratigan Show)
Occupy Jail $treet
October 13, 2011
Raj Rajaratnam gets 11 years for insider trading
The Cheater Says: Don’t worry, he’ll get out early for “good behavior”/”bribing parole boards.”
Have a Koch and a $mile
October 3, 2011
Koch Brothers Flout Law With Secret Iran Sales
The Cheater Says: Power to the people! The people who are sons of Mrs. Koch.
Just a fle$h wound
September 15, 2011
Rogue Trader Loses Mere $2 Billion
The Cheater Says: Well, not like he’s going to have to pay it back. That’ll be for the rest of the rubes. And, hey, at least he tried to cheat a massive fortune. What have you done to make a difference in the world?
One Page In Cheating
August 24, 2011
Stories on the front of the NY Times Business Section on August 23, 2011:
“Scramble Begins for Access to Libya’s Oil”
The Cheater Says: War! Uhn! Wha-at is it good for? Foreign Multinationals! I say it again…
“Milken Gift Stirs Dispute At UCLA”
The Cheater Says: You embody securities fraud for one generation, you pay to brainwash the next.
“Report on Blankfein’s Lawyer Shocks Goldman Share Price”
The Cheater Says: The Vampire Squid’s getting religion/a high-powered defense attorney? Sounds like someone wants to Stay Out of Jail Cheating.
“On Food Safety, a Long List but Little Money”
The Cheater Says: Oh no, the regulators can’t afford to Stop Us From Cheating. Looks like the above is easier done than said.
“President of S&P, Its Public Face During US Downgrade, Resigns”
The Cheater Says:To-do list: Get hired, get paid to over-rate mortgage-backed securities, have those securities crumble and send world economy into recession, deflect attention over / investigation into all that goodness by downgrading USA, have that move shake up world a second time, resign with multi-million payout for job well done.
Check, check, checkcheckcheck and check.
We All Live On A Cheating Submarine…
August 15, 2011
The Cheater Says: Hey, those Atlanta schoolkids gotta work somewhere, right?