Lance Armstrong stripped of 7 Tour de France titles
The Cheater Says: 13 years of livin’ large? As Ella & Louis sang, “No no, they can’t take that away from cheat.”
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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Tour de Cheat
October 23, 2012
Great Speech at the D-N-Cheat
September 7, 2012
The Cheater helped craft Governor Granholm’s scene-stealing speech at the Democratic National Convention. He tried to bankrupt the commies from the inside. He failed. But he’ll surely make some ca$h off it. Video & reviews here.
The Cheater Says: Pay up, people. Or I’ll do it again.
Pahk The Cah In Hahvahd Cheat
September 3, 2012
125 Harvard Students Caught Cheating
The Cheater Says: I gave a cheating seminar in Harvard Square last year, complete with a couple Professors. Coincidence, or good students? #WhereIsMyCut?
Cheatington Post Live
August 27, 2012
The Cheater was on HuffPost Live talking about, well, cheating. His baby was there, too.
Quitters never win…
August 24, 2012
… and winners never quit, but cheaters always win, and sometimes cheaters quit whining about not winning the not cheating chit-chat.
Lance Armstrong Won’t Fight Doping Charges
The Cheater Says: #winning
Just’a cheatin’ in parks by The Bay…
August 23, 2012
Bartolo Colon joins fellow Bay Area baller on PED suspended list
The Cheater Says: Didn’t both these guys play for the Yankees? – Co-cheat-cidence? – but, Bartolo! Where’s your fancy website?
Stay Rich Cheating
July 23, 2012
Super-Rich Hold Up To $32 Trillion In Offshore Havens
The Cheater Says: What do you call $32 trillion dollars in the middle of the ocean? “A good start.” #LawyerJokesGoneWild
Where The Money Cheats
July 3, 2012
Vanity Fair investigates where Romney and crew hide their money
The Cheater Says: Required reading this July 4th for patriotic Americans who don’t ask what their country can do for them, but what they can do to their country.
The Tie$ That Bind
May 1, 2012
Romney’s Kid Get Millions From Dad And Political Connections to Start Private Equity Firm
The Cheater Says: See, the Rombots set a good example: You wanna improve your life? Just borrow your parents’ money and political connections and unwritten promises of future influence to start a business in a win-win-skim-2%-off-the-top industry. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do it