Study Shows Massive Rise In ADHD Drug Abuse Among Teens.
The Cheater Says: Get ’em hooked young, keep ’em paying forever.
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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Second Cheats
August 19, 2009
Carly Fiorina to Run for US Senate
The Cheater Says: Just like DeLay, she’s learned once you Get Rich Cheating in one industry ($42-ish million severance package after running Hewlett Packard into the ground), you use the notoriety to do it again (advisor to McCain campaign) and again (Senate run) and again (selling stolen baby organs).
Seriously, aspiring cheats, she got a huge severance… and she’s a girl!
Tom DeCheat
August 17, 2009
Tom DeLay contestant on “Dancing With The Stars”
The Cheater Says: Once you cheat, you can’t stop.
May It Please The Cheat…
August 12, 2009
The Cheater Says: Um, Merrill, B of A… ever heard of bribery? Justice may be blind, but she’s gotta pay the rent.
CheatSPN
August 10, 2009
ESPN provides a nice way to compare your meager salary to those of pro athletes.
The Cheater Says: Still think you should keep your regular job?
Three Cheats to the Wind
Banks make $38 billion in overdraft fees.
Effort to rein in Wall Street pay hits hurdle (then wall).
The whole thing is rigged.
The Cheater Says: I’m in Scotland, conducting my wealth-building seminars for the people of Edinburgh, but I can still read the news today, oh boy… Go Team Cheat!
I’m Cheating, on a Jet Plane…
August 5, 2009
The Cheater Says: Traveling to Scotland for a month of wealth-building seminars. Gotta spread the cheating gospel.
Will update daily cheats starting again Friday. In the meantime, for the latest cheating news, just pick up a newspaper.
Fed Bone’s Connected to the… Cheat Bone
August 3, 2009
“Wall Street profits from trades with Fed”
The Cheater Says: Hooray! It’s the winner of the Duh! Award for Excellence in Financial Obviousness. Real power isn’t Red or Blue… it’s Green! Get some now.
Cheating Blast
July 29, 2009
Michael Phelps loses to cheaters and whines.
Banks may have – shock – fraudulently profited during financial crisis.
Credit cards companies get rich coming and going.
The Cheater Says: So much cheating, so little time…
Cheat Me Once, Shame On You…
July 24, 2009
Bush White House manipulates the media
Cheat me twice…
Obama White House manipulates the media
The Cheater Says: shame on cheat (but, also, power & money on cheat, so, yeah, um, works for me).