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The NBA: It’s Cheat-tastic!

October 29, 2009

Former Ref’s Tell-All Book Canceled Under Pressure from NBA

The Cheater Says: Good work, NBA! Keep your game-rigging and star-promoting under wraps so you can keep bringing in the coin!


Filed under: News — @ 7:14 am



Cheat Expectations

October 26, 2009

Companies Are Gaming The System To Beat Wall Street Expectations

The Cheater Says: Duh. That’s the entire point of Chapter 24: Great Expectations. Hey Huffpo, welcome to the land of “providing wealth-building secrets 6 months after I did.” What timely revelation will you have next, steroids help athletes?


Filed under: News — @ 8:17 am



One Page In Cheating

October 23, 2009

Not content to wait for “This Week In Cheating,” a single newspaper page held enough cheating for a whole seven days. Business page B3 of the New York Times on Wednesday, October 21 held these four, and only these four, stories:
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Filed under: News — @ 8:10 am



The Greatest Closer of All Cheat

October 20, 2009

Looks like Mariano Rivera dropped something on that ball:

The Cheater Says: Duh. The guy’s being paid like the greatest closer of all time even though he blew the three biggest games of this decade (2001 Game 7, 2004 Game 4 & 5). He’s just doing what he gots to do to maintain his image so he can make more money. He’s the Paris Hilton of baseball.


Filed under: News — @ 2:07 pm



Health Cheat Studies

October 13, 2009

The anti-reform study put out by the health insurance industry is bogus.

The Cheater Says
: “I’m shocked, shocked!” – Captain Renault’s reaction to fabricated studies by insurers, drug companies, political parties, etc. etc. etc.


Filed under: News — @ 8:58 am



Five Questions, Five Cheats

David Shankbone asks The Cheater his legendary Five Questions and calls him “l’enfant terrible of finance.”

The Cheater Says: I’m a terrible infant, huh? Who cares. This baby is rich!


Filed under: News,Reviews — @ 7:14 am



The Old Grey Cheater

October 12, 2009

The New York Times has the gall to mention “Get Rich Cheating” in this article.

The Cheater Says: Even includes a picture of me cheating at poker. Stupid liberal media.


Filed under: News — @ 8:12 am



I’m In A New York Cheat Of Mind

October 10, 2009

Ex-Political Boss Pleads Guilty in Pension Case
and
Brooke Astor’s Son Guilty of Defrauding Her

The Cheater Says: If you can, cheat it there, you’ll cheat it, anywhere…


Filed under: News — @ 6:50 am



Overdraft Cheats

October 6, 2009

As Economy Crashed, Banks Made A Killing On Overdraft Fees

The Cheater Says: Well, duh. Preying on desperation and fear? That’s the AmeriCheat way!


Filed under: News — @ 12:32 pm



Failure To Cheat

October 5, 2009

Goldman to be paid $1bn (from taxpayers) if CIT fails

The Cheater Says: Heads I win, tails you lose.


Filed under: News — @ 8:00 am



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