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The Cheater Says: Last half of the clip nails one easy way Get Rich Cheating. The Word is spreading!
Le$$ons from the Great Cheaters
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The Daily Cheat with Jon Cheatart
March 17, 2010
The IraCheat War Effort
March 15, 2010
“New Fraud Cases Point to Lapses in Iraq Projects”
The Cheater Says: War! Uhn! What is it good for? Ab$olutely nothing… (where “nothing” means “stealing millions via government contracts, casinos, duffel bags, and plastic surgery”).
If At First You Don’t SucCheat…
Bribe the Wife of a Supreme Court Justice
The Cheater Says: Just put your opinion on a Coke can.
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Cheating
March 10, 2010
“Trade Commission, Citing Deception, Sues Seven Job Placement Firms”
The Cheater Says: Unscrupulous companies preying on the fears of the unemployed? Awe$ome!
Next thing you know, Payday Loans will get an exemption from Senate financial regulation. What? They are?! $weet!
Lindsay Cheathan
March 9, 2010
Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade for $100 Million
The Cheater Says: The suit is over the company’s Super Bowl commercial when a talking baby named Lindsay is a boyfriend stealing “milkaholic.” Ms. Lohan claims it was modeled after her and that… hold it… she’s got the same one-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.
Go on, gather yourself.
Ya see people, while such outrageous claims may make a $100 lawsuit frivolous (is the name “Lindsay” or “Li-lo” or “Past-Prime” or “Sign-of-Apocalypse”?), they’re probably worth about a $5 million settlement. Got Rich Cheating.
Shuffle Up and Cheat!
March 8, 2010
The Online Poker Cheating System
The Cheater Says: Straightforward and effective. I’m sure if you send him $49.95 your world will change. No, really, it will. $49.95. Why wouldn’t you trust a guy that uses a Unabomber-ish image and all caps?
The ABCs of Business: Always Be Cheating
March 5, 2010
Insider from ’98 Bailouts Says the System Isn’t Better
The Cheater Says: Duh. Long-Term Capital begat Enron begat Countrywide begat Goldman, Merrill, & AIG begat… you?
Don’t Know History? Doomed to Re-Cheat It
March 2, 2010
Greece Collapse/Profiteering is Like Enron
The Cheater Says: You see, people? The lessons of cheating are eternal. Learn them now.
Cheating Wives for Lehman Brothers
March 1, 2010
Book Details Spending of Wives of Lehman
The Cheater Says: Yes, ladies – and nowadays, fellas, too – you can always just marry into money. But, you know what they say, “Marry a rich man, you pay for it the rest of your life.” Or, wait, that’s not it. It’s, “Money kicks a$$.”